'caus it's raining, a jurk

[snakehips 0]

A guy goes to Nottingham City Council to apply for a job. The

interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"

"Yes"he says "I was in the Falklands for three years."

The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward

employment" and then asks"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off..

The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The

hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in

at 10:00 AM."

The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00

PM. why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "

"This is a council job" the interviewer replies."For the first two

hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you

coming in for that."

 

Well I thought it was good

[Renton 22639]

[snakehips 0]

 

You lot are just plain A Dull.

 

Dullards.

 

[Guest alex]

 

You lot are just plain A Dull.

 

Dullards.

 

It was ok like. I found Renton's reaction quite funny too.

[snakehips 0]

 

You lot are just plain A Dull.

 

Dullards.

 

It was ok like. I found Renton's reaction quite funny too.

 

Maybe the lack of testicles in the joke was a bit close to the bone??? Hence the

[Brock Manson 0]

 

You lot are just plain A Dull.

 

Dullards.

 

It was ok like. I found Renton's reaction quite funny too.

 

Maybe the lack of testicles in the joke was a bit close to the bone??? Hence the

 

That was funnier than the joke tbh.