Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Touche awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm away for a bit of girlie grooming. Oo-er I mean a haircut and blonding. I remember when there was a news flash to annouce the engagement of Charles and Diana and Touche Turtle was cancelled as a result. The bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Alex was around when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Alex was around when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Well, 1980-ish anyway. It was my favourite show at the time. No amount of commemorative mugs could make up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Nah I'm old enough to remember Charles and Di tbh. Just wish I wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Nah I'm old enough to remember Charles and Di tbh. Just wish I wasn't. Cue nostalgia: Remember the Challenger disaster live on telly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Nah I'm old enough to remember Charles and Di tbh. Just wish I wasn't. Cue nostalgia: Remember the Challenger disaster live on telly? Yes. A strange one to liken the Royal wedding too though it has to be said. Now Fergie and Andrew on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 After the admission from one of the male members of the board that he uses hair straighteners, I just wondered if any of the other lads had any girls grooming habits? Any of you cleanse, tone and moisturise? Fake tan? Pluck your eyebrows? Have facials? Come on - own up if you're man enough! I trim my pubes once in a while, thats as far as I go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Well, live-ish. Pretty much cemented Newsround's place in every 80s kid's memory though (and quite a few adults' too I imagine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Fergie was on Simon Cowell's This Is Your Life last week. What a fucking mess she is. Fancy being a prince and marrying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Fergie was on Simon Cowell's This Is Your Life last week. What a fucking mess she is. Fancy being a prince and marrying that. I remember the TV coverage in the run up to that marriage, they put up photos of his ex's on screen Bang out of order tbh but what was he thinking? Some of them were stunners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Fergie was on Simon Cowell's This Is Your Life last week. What a fucking mess she is. Fancy being a prince and marrying that. Incidentally, so was Robson Green. I know he's got shot of his geordie accent to fit in with the luvvie crowd, but listening to him on that show was just cringeworthy. "Yah, so I didn't want to do the single, so you just would not BELIEVE what Simon did. He contacted my mother!*" *the poshest pronunciation of mother I've ever heard. Sounded like he was auditioning for the role of Mrs. Haversham. What an arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Nah I'm old enough to remember Charles and Di tbh. Just wish I wasn't. Cue nostalgia: Remember the Challenger disaster live on telly? Yes. A strange one to liken the Royal wedding too though it has to be said. Now Fergie and Andrew on the other hand... Nostalgia probably wasn't the best word to use either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Robson Green man....what a Grade A cun...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) Related to one of my best mates, the family aren't his greatest fans either from what I gather. Edited June 15, 2007 by geordieshandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Robson Green man....what a Grade A cun...... He went to my school. I agree though. When I hear his accent when he's interviewed How man! Ah knaa ya from Dudley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I reckon Fish should settle down asap. and I think you should pipe down I do alright with the laydees it's probably my chiseled physique, winsome charms and humility that attracts them... but they am become Death, the destroyer of happy happy joy joy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I reckon Fish should settle down asap. and I think you should pipe down I do alright with the laydees it's probably my chiseled physique, winsome charms and humility that attracts them... but they am become Death, the destroyer of happy happy joy joy I'm sure you put that word in intentionally, but what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I reckon Fish should settle down asap. and I think you should pipe down I do alright with the laydees it's probably my chiseled physique, winsome charms and humility that attracts them... but they am become Death, the destroyer of happy happy joy joy I'm sure you put that word in intentionally, but what the hell. Do you reckon Dave talks like that to the lasses he goes out with? No wonder they get sick of him sharpish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I reckon Fish should settle down asap. and I think you should pipe down I do alright with the laydees it's probably my chiseled physique, winsome charms and humility that attracts them... but they am become Death, the destroyer of happy happy joy joy I'm sure you put that word in intentionally, but what the hell. Do you reckon Dave talks like that to the lasses he goes out with? No wonder they get sick of him sharpish I reckon some lasses are naive enough to believe his act at first, probably when pissed mind. They soon wise up when they sober up though, hence the misogyny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Hair thickening shampoo WTF Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks. Just for the record I shave my face, cut my nails and just lately I've had to trim my nasal hair, proper bloke tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I prefer my munchkins to be well groomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Hair thickening shampoo WTF Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks. Just for the record I shave my face, cut my nails and just lately I've had to trim my nasal hair, proper bloke tbh You're not far wrong! I have to wear a nose clip caus the smells eminating from these 'lads' attacks my central nervous system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I prefer my munchkins to be well groomed. Definite euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) I prefer my munchkins to be well groomed. Just as well you're still a Virgin and haven't got a bird Rocky, the amount of time you must be spending in the bathroom, I can tell you now it would never get past a month Edited June 15, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Got a bunch of grade 'A' fucking homo's on here, them piss up's must smell like the ground floor in fenwicks. The delicatessen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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