snakehips 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I went to Newcastle today. I was waiting in Haymarket Metro Station. Then it happened. This vision of lovliness appeared. We looked at each other, and you know when eye contact is made and it is obvious you have to speak? It was just like that. She smiled. I attempted to, in my nervous state. I'm too much of a gentleman to go into details, but she gave me something really really nice And when I got home, certain parts of my body were sore and acheing. So, S.O. moments do happen to us mere mortals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 what did she give ya ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 and what is an S.O. moment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Did she spit or swallow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'm afraid my lips are sealed and you will all have to use your imaginations as best as possible You don't know what a Smooth Operator moment is, Toplass ??? C'mon, read his posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Old people are so easily pleased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Old people are so easily pleased Shshsh I'm cherishing the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Going to the test eh? I'd book a test too just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Going to the test eh? I'd book a test too just to be on the safe side. How rude!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Going to the test eh? I'd book a test too just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Going to the test eh? I'd book a test too just to be on the safe side. I hope it pisses down all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 What he got was an STD he just hasn't realised it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Brayed him tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Picked his zimmer frame up for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Can anyone confirm the rumours that Mr Hips was wearing a flasher mac for this meeting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He got flyered for a club that he's blatantly to old to be allowed in to never mind enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 what did she give ya ? A Werther's Original.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I went to Newcastle today. I was waiting in Haymarket Metro Station. Then it happened. This vision of lovliness appeared. We looked at each other, and you know when eye contact is made and it is obvious you have to speak? It was just like that. She smiled. I attempted to, in my nervous state. I'm too much of a gentleman to go into details, but she gave me something really really nice And when I got home, certain parts of my body were sore and acheing. So, S.O. moments do happen to us mere mortals! Ermm, did you get a massage maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47537 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He met Cath in town and got tickets to the test match off her. Is my guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11114 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I thought there was a Mrs Hips. filthy old bugger's done the dirty on poor Mrs Hips, what a cad. I'd do the decent thing and own up old fella, it's hardly fair now is it. or... post a pic of the octagenarian who took pity on an older man and snaffled the codger todger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He met Cath in town and got tickets to the test match off her. Is my guess. Why was he sore and aching then? Did she thump him? Maybe he means his feet were sore after the walk!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11114 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 (edited) He met Cath in town and got tickets to the test match off her. Is my guess. If it was, the body parts that were sore are definitely eyes and ears. his peepers would be knackered after trying to fully take in the enormity of her bazumbas and his ears would be scuppered after listening to her moan on about how hard nurses get it (ooh err missus) Edited June 15, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He met Cath in town and got tickets to the test match off her. Is my guess. If it was, the body parts that were sore are definitely eyes and ears. his peepers would be knackered after trying to fully take in the enormity of her bazumbas and his ears would be scuppered after listening to her moan on about how hard nurses get it (ooh err missus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11114 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 you're going to knack me aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 you're going to knack me aren't you? I'm just not going to tell you where or when. Watch your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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