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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

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One I'd forgotten about, and it didn't really make me famous, but when I was about 9 or 10 I went to this bizarre thing called "The Boys Brigade" it was shite like, learning how to make cheese pasties - oh dear, but we got a canny trip to the Yorkshire Dales out of it. Anyway the daughter of Bobby Cowell used to run it, she must've been near her 50's herself, but Bobby had given her his three Cup Winners medals from 51, 52 and 55, and she brung them in this one night. We couldn't believe it when you're 10 year old and there's a Cup winners medal in your hand it's the best of moment of your life, especially as in 1988ish time the FA Cup still held its' magic.

 

To cut a long story short she let me loan one of them for one week, honestly I don't from which year it was from I didn't care but looking back I can't believe she did it, and I slept with it under my pillow for 7 nights, I was heart-broken when I have to give it back. I can't remember the old dears name, but it wasn't Mrs Cowell, because she married, but whatever it was I wish I could tell her now how happy she made me.

 

*Cheesey radio presenters voice* Stevie, you just did...*Cheesey radio presenters voice*

 

:lol: Funny I was actually reading that end bit with the "Our Tune" theme in my head.

 

Aye, same here. Great minds tbh. Or very easily amused. :D

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south-did you grow up down south?

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

 

Yeah I know. And you've blatantly been had.

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

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Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

 

Claim to shame tbh.

 

I'd rather nutmeg Sheridan Smith and shag Ray Houghton.

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

 

She played Janet Keogh on Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

 

Looks more like what a jockey might ride.

 

PS I take it the gamble question wasn't on members of Kevin Phillips immediate family was it?

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :icon_lol:

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :D

 

Erm, that's about it :blush:

 

Nowt to be embarrassed about. :lol:

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

Let him 'av it Magma! :lol:

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

 

She played Janet Keogh on Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps

You did well, there's something really dirty about her. No doubt you found out.

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

Let him 'av it Magma! :lol:

 

You and me sunshine. You and me.

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

 

She played Janet Keogh on Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps

You did well, there's something really dirty about her. No doubt you found out.

 

I knew that because I watched the programme, even though it's just the repeats.

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My main claim to fame is winning a game show on BBC1, thus flying to Thailand with my mates for two weeks, when I was 22.

 

Happy days.

 

Here's the villa we had just for us in Phuket for 11 days......

 

gallery8.jpg

 

Might look shite, but honest it was amazing, watched the toon beat Tranmere 3-2 in the FA Cup in there. So anyway now you know where your TV licence money goes.

 

Me a stone and a half agan jumping in the above pool.

 

worpool1td4.png

 

 

Was that on that show with Ian Wright? Did the whole team win or did just a few of you go?

 

Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :blush:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :blush:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :D

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :icon_lol:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :icon_lol:

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly did it when we went mate. Aye we all went, had to gamble at the end as well - thank fuck for the manic street preachers!

 

Who's Sheridan Smith? Sounds like a jockey.

 

She played Janet Keogh on Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps

You did well, there's something really dirty about her. No doubt you found out.

 

I'm guessing minge.

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

Let him 'av it Magma! :lol:

 

You and me sunshine. You and me.

Sammy mate we both got Magma'd. :D

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Kevin Phillips mother worked at my old school and used to give the injections.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

St Robert of Newminster

 

I was lucky, I never got the injection off her.

 

He's from down south.

 

Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC)

Let him 'av it Magma! :lol:

 

You and me sunshine. You and me.

Sammy mate we both got Magma'd. :D

 

UFL

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I think I've mentioned most of these on here before:

 

I've bowled at Rahul Dravid and Mike Atherton. I got neither of them out but my brother made Atherton swear. My dad was coached by Bob Woolmer a few years ago and reckons he was a very angry man.

 

My dad was also in the same pub as Andy Goram who was playing pool and because it was quite a small place Goram, whilst taking a shot, hit my dad with his cue. I served Davie Robertson (as well as a host of Aberdeen and Elgin players) in the cinema I used to work in. At the time he was Elgin manager and had just missed out on the play offs. I asked him if he was going to get promotion next season and he replied "Aye, either that or the sack". He was right; he got sacked.

 

I regularly appear on MTV and similar music channels. The show I'm featured on is also on a Girls Aloud DVD earning me a profile page on IMDB.

 

I'm mentioned in Cat Harvey's book.

 

Michael Barrymore fancied me.

 

I've sat on the same couch (at the same time) as Dan "Ned Parker" O'Connor. I've also spoken to a few different bands but none of them are big enough (yet?) to make this thread.

 

 

I think Sheridan Smith is quite nice. Well done.

Why did Dyer throw crisps at Jill's head?

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I think I've mentioned most of these on here before:

 

I've bowled at Rahul Dravid and Mike Atherton. I got neither of them out but my brother made Atherton swear. My dad was coached by Bob Woolmer a few years ago and reckons he was a very angry man.

 

My dad was also in the same pub as Andy Goram who was playing pool and because it was quite a small place Goram, whilst taking a shot, hit my dad with his cue. I served Davie Robertson (as well as a host of Aberdeen and Elgin players) in the cinema I used to work in. At the time he was Elgin manager and had just missed out on the play offs. I asked him if he was going to get promotion next season and he replied "Aye, either that or the sack". He was right; he got sacked.

 

I regularly appear on MTV and similar music channels. The show I'm featured on is also on a Girls Aloud DVD earning me a profile page on IMDB.

 

I'm mentioned in Cat Harvey's book.

 

Michael Barrymore fancied me.

 

I've sat on the same couch (at the same time) as Dan "Ned Parker" O'Connor. I've also spoken to a few different bands but none of them are big enough (yet?) to make this thread.

 

 

I think Sheridan Smith is quite nice. Well done.

Why did Dyer throw crisps at Jill's head?

 

Was he playing Andy Goram?

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Anyway;

 

My mum used to go out with Graham Taylor :icon_lol:

I've shagged Sheridan Smith :icon_lol:

I "megged" Ray Houghton in a football tournament, so he double footed me :blush:

I got sent off for fouling Derek Mountfield in the same tournament :blush:

Jodie Marsh nearly crashed into me on a journey back from watching Portsmouth v Newcastle :icon_lol:

 

Erm, that's about it :blush:

 

Claim to shame tbh.

 

I'd rather nutmeg Sheridan Smith and shag Ray Houghton.

 

:lol::D:icon_lol:

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Come on people, what's with all these good claims to fame? We've heard them all before, this thread is for the really shit ones :lol:

 

Oh and:

 

I dont really see how any of this beats being related to Captain Cook. Hes only one Consonant away from being Captain Hook tbh.

I could've sworn you were going to say something else there.

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