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The incredulity of St Thomas by Caravaggio is fucking great art. Emin is just a chancer.

 

 

She does look like the type who's undergarments have that light piss aroma.

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I don't understand modern art (or any type of art for that matter), I mean £50m for a skull covered in diamonds? Why? Surely there are better ways to spend that money.

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Salvador Dali is where it's at....

 

Or Hieronymus Bosch. Take your pick. :lol:

 

 

Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder

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Salvador Dali is where it's at....

 

Or Hieronymus Bosch. Take your pick. :D

 

 

Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder

 

 

Don't mind his work and it's easy on the eye. A shame his son's couldn't try something a bit different though!

 

Can't stand Picasso's stuff. :lol:

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Salvador Dali is where it's at....

 

Or Hieronymus Bosch. Take your pick. :D

 

 

Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder

 

 

Don't mind his work and it's easy on the eye. A shame his son's couldn't try something a bit different though!

 

Can't stand Picasso's stuff. :lol:

 

 

Aye he certainly "took inspiration" from his father !

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Salvador Dali is where it's at....

 

Or Hieronymus Bosch. Take your pick. :icon_lol:

 

 

Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder

 

 

Don't mind his work and it's easy on the eye. A shame his son's couldn't try something a bit different though!

 

Can't stand Picasso's stuff. :D

 

 

Aye he certainly "took inspiration" from his father !

 

I'm no expert by any stretch but I've been dragged round around loads of galleries. :lol:

 

Quite enjoy it now I'm used to it and can spend hours wandering... :icon_lol:

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I like Jack Vettriano.

I know it's not challenging, I know it's not particularly original, I know it's pretty simple style... but surely Art is what you like and not neccesarily about what critics tell you is important or revolutionary.

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Salvador Dali is where it's at....

 

Or Hieronymus Bosch. Take your pick. :icon_lol:

 

 

Quoted for truth and my personal favourite Pieter Brueghel the Elder

 

 

Don't mind his work and it's easy on the eye. A shame his son's couldn't try something a bit different though!

 

Can't stand Picasso's stuff. :icon_lol:

 

 

Aye he certainly "took inspiration" from his father !

 

I'm no expert by any stretch but I've been dragged round around loads of galleries. :D

 

Quite enjoy it now I'm used to it and can spend hours wandering... :blush:

Can't tell you're married to an Art teacher can you mate? :lol:

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Following on from what JaffaMiddsCake was saying: I was in Venice one time and there happened to be an exhibition of Herynomous Bosch (sp?) at the Doges' Palace. Amazing stuff and so far ahead of its time it is unreal. He believed the world was the Devil's intestines and we were just 'passing through' if you'll pardon the expression. I was also in Florida when it was my 18th birthday so I asked my Mam and Dad if we could go to the Salvador Dali museum there. I liked him before but in the flesh his stuff is fantastic. Especially his huge masterworks like 'The Hallucinogenic Torreodor' which took years to complete.

Jack Vettriano though Fish? He's just a greeting card designer iyam :lol:

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What was the name of that artist who filled and sealed cans with his own shit?

 

Anyway, according to the Times yesterday it turns out he was full of shit and they were full of plaster.

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If you're gonna try and get famous for shitting in cans you might as well actually follow through with it. Pun intended. :lol:

 

He made about 100 iirc and sold them for an average 40 grand a pop. Not bad business. Succeeded in his point too that modern art is literally shit.

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If you're gonna try and get famous for shitting in cans you might as well actually follow through with it. Pun intended. :D

 

He made about 100 iirc and sold them for an average 40 grand a pop. Not bad business. Succeeded in his point too that modern art is literally shit.

Was that pun intended? :lol:

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Following on from what JaffaMiddsCake was saying: I was in Venice one time and there happened to be an exhibition of Herynomous Bosch (sp?) at the Doges' Palace. Amazing stuff and so far ahead of its time it is unreal. He believed the world was the Devil's intestines and we were just 'passing through' if you'll pardon the expression. I was also in Florida when it was my 18th birthday so I asked my Mam and Dad if we could go to the Salvador Dali museum there. I liked him before but in the flesh his stuff is fantastic. Especially his huge masterworks like 'The Hallucinogenic Torreodor' which took years to complete.

Jack Vettriano though Fish? He's just a greeting card designer iyam :lol:

 

No one can fuck with Dali.

 

 

Florida-18-Dali....Who are you Quentin Crisp?

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Following on from what JaffaMiddsCake was saying: I was in Venice one time and there happened to be an exhibition of Herynomous Bosch (sp?) at the Doges' Palace. Amazing stuff and so far ahead of its time it is unreal. He believed the world was the Devil's intestines and we were just 'passing through' if you'll pardon the expression. I was also in Florida when it was my 18th birthday so I asked my Mam and Dad if we could go to the Salvador Dali museum there. I liked him before but in the flesh his stuff is fantastic. Especially his huge masterworks like 'The Hallucinogenic Torreodor' which took years to complete.

Jack Vettriano though Fish? He's just a greeting card designer iyam :D

 

No one can fuck with Dali.

 

Florida-18-Dali....Who are you Quentin Crisp?

:lol: We were staying nearby. Not sure if they really wanted to go but they thought it was class too. We managed to tag along with a guided tour which was very informative as there is so much going on in his paintings. I got a really good Dali book there too. The tour guide has a Dali moustache anarl. :icon_lol:

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Following on from what JaffaMiddsCake was saying: I was in Venice one time and there happened to be an exhibition of Herynomous Bosch (sp?) at the Doges' Palace. Amazing stuff and so far ahead of its time it is unreal. He believed the world was the Devil's intestines and we were just 'passing through' if you'll pardon the expression. I was also in Florida when it was my 18th birthday so I asked my Mam and Dad if we could go to the Salvador Dali museum there. I liked him before but in the flesh his stuff is fantastic. Especially his huge masterworks like 'The Hallucinogenic Torreodor' which took years to complete.

Jack Vettriano though Fish? He's just a greeting card designer iyam :D

 

No one can fuck with Dali.

 

Florida-18-Dali....Who are you Quentin Crisp?

:lol: We were staying nearby. Not sure if they really wanted to go but they thought it was class too. We managed to tag along with a guided tour which was very informative as there is so much going on in his paintings. I got a really good Dali book there too. The tour guide has a Dali moustache anarl. :icon_lol:

 

:icon_lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Florida and Dali is wasted on Americans.

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This thread is far benter than anything I mentioned in the Paris Hilton one btw. Art appreciation minceboys. :lol:

 

Aye, show a bit of culture on here and in Gemmill's book that makes you a botter! This from the Erasure fan!

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Dali's not really rated by a lot of artists and didn't he describe himself as a con artist? Regardless, I quite like his work even if some of it is bordering on kitsch.

I think that is a lot to do with the sofa based on Mae West's (iirc) lips and the lobster phone (seen that in the Tate Modern once) and his involvement in films in the 60's etc. If you see his paintings in the flesh though I think you can't fail to be impressed. They're technically superb too.

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This thread is far benter than anything I mentioned in the Paris Hilton one btw. Art appreciation minceboys. :lol:

Nowhere near as shallow though :D

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Dali's not really rated by a lot of artists and didn't he describe himself as a con artist? Regardless, I quite like his work even if some of it is bordering on kitsch.

I think that is a lot to do with the sofa based on Mae West's (iirc) lips and the lobster phone (seen that in the Tate Modern once) and his involvement in films in the 60's etc. If you see his paintings in the flesh though I think you can't fail to be impressed. They're technically superb too.

 

I've seen the one with Christ on the cross (can't remember it's name but it's based in Kelvin in Glasgow I think) and it's superb, I agree.

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Dali's not really rated by a lot of artists and didn't he describe himself as a con artist? Regardless, I quite like his work even if some of it is bordering on kitsch.

I think that is a lot to do with the sofa based on Mae West's (iirc) lips and the lobster phone (seen that in the Tate Modern once) and his involvement in films in the 60's etc. If you see his paintings in the flesh though I think you can't fail to be impressed. They're technically superb too.

 

I've seen the one with Christ on the cross (can't remember it's name but it's based in Kelvin in Glasgow I think) and it's superb, I agree.

Just remember that apart from designing a brandy bottle (Osbourne I think and very nice it is too) he did the Chupa Chups logo. That might be why some considered him to not be a serious artist.

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