Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 What kind do you give to and what kind do you not? I tend to give to the ones who are doing summat ie playing an instrument or whatever. Never to the ones that hold out bits of card with messages. And never to the ones that hassle you on the train. Ocassionally to the pisshead type if he has a comedy face or looks like mischief. Never to the depressed looking types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Lend us 10p to buy a vowel, guv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Albuquerque Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Never. I kick their faces in and brick their teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Never. I kick their faces in and brick their teeth. Just making extra work for yourself there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Albuquerque Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Never. I kick their faces in and brick their teeth. Just making extra work for yourself there. It's part of community service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I just smack them on the nose with a rolled up Big Issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Albuquerque Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I find taking a screwdriver and driving it through their lungs can be equally as effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I find taking a screwdriver and driving it through their lungs can be equally as effective. Yeah but beggars lungs are always Philips head I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I usually give them dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Albuquerque Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I usually give them dog food. Carry that around with you often then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 (edited) I usually give them dog food. About eight out of ten beggars prefer it. Edited June 11, 2007 by manc-mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 If they're not doing anything to earn my money, they don't deserve it. And if they've got an instrument or a prop, they should sell it if they're that desperate for cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 If they're not doing anything to earn my money, they don't deserve it. And if they've got an instrument or a prop, they should sell it if they're that desperate for cash. I love to see a good prop on a begger. Reeves and Mortimer would have made ideal beggers come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 If a beggar had a good prop they could probably sell it to the RAF (or the air force of their respective nations, because, let's face it, not all beggars are British) and make quite a bit of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 (edited) If a beggar had a good prop they could probably sell it to the RAF (or the air force of their respective nations, because, let's face it, not all beggars are British) and make quite a bit of money. Do they have to be British?....Bit strange.. Edited June 11, 2007 by Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 I usually give them dog food. About eight out of ten beggars prefer it. I dont give them anything unless im pissed, then im a big softy and usually give them all the change in my purse, anything between 20p and £20 (only ever gave £20 once as far as I can remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 I usually give them dog food. About eight out of ten beggars prefer it. I dont give them anything unless im pissed, then im a big softy and usually give them all the change in my purse, anything between 20p and £20 (only ever gave £20 once as far as I can remember) The ones near the cashpoints are irritating unlike those that hide in parks in clutches of trees etc...The madder the better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Anyone seen the one outside of Slaters next to Central Station, I think he has a blanket or something. Haven't seen him in a while though, think he must got moved on somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Can you class the blokes that work in the toilets of bars and clubs as beggers? I hate it me like having some bloke squirt handwash into my hands, turn on the tap and provide me with paper towels to dry my hands as was the case in the Sports Cafe the other night . Second time I went to the bog I didn;t bother washing my hands. An idea would be to put lasses in the blokes bogs instead, perhaps they can provide a dick holdong service? I like 3 shakes when I'm done pet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Anyone seen the one outside of Slaters next to Central Station, I think he has a blanket or something. Haven't seen him in a while though, think he must got moved on somewhere. Is that one of his distuingishing features? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 Can you class the blokes that work in the toilets of bars and clubs as beggers? I hate it me like having some bloke squirt handwash into my hands, turn on the tap and provide me with paper towels to dry my hands as was the case in the Sports Cafe the other night . Second time I went to the bog I didn;t bother washing my hands. An idea would be to put lasses in the blokes bogs instead, perhaps they can provide a dick holdong service? I like 3 shakes when I'm done pet! ....and a little squeeze right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 Anyone seen the one outside of Slaters next to Central Station, I think he has a blanket or something. Haven't seen him in a while though, think he must got moved on somewhere. Is that one of his distuingishing features? Nah classic prop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Can you class the blokes that work in the toilets of bars and clubs as beggers? I hate it me like having some bloke squirt handwash into my hands, turn on the tap and provide me with paper towels to dry my hands as was the case in the Sports Cafe the other night . Second time I went to the bog I didn;t bother washing my hands. An idea would be to put lasses in the blokes bogs instead, perhaps they can provide a dick holdong service? I like 3 shakes when I'm done pet! ....and a little squeeze right? Whatever pickles your plums my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 (edited) They all seem to have sports bags for some reason....Adidas, Puma etc.. Edited June 11, 2007 by Parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 They all seem to have sports bags for some reason....Adidas, Puma etc.. Their skin is always considerably darker than mine too! Do they get an hourly wage do you reckon or just get to keep all the tips or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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