Tooj 17 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Confessing your love for Paris Hilton/The Simple Life is gayer than bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer tbh Gayer than drinking cherry beer while having bumsex tbqf Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47211 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Mincers tbh. If you can't enjoy a bit of Paris you've got something wrong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6956 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Gemmil finally comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Confessing your love for Paris Hilton/The Simple Life is gayer than bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer tbh Gayer than drinking cherry beer while having bumsex tbqf Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex whilst watching supermarket sweep and talking about the colour leather you want for the couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47211 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 The law of averages pretty much demands that one of these will be funny eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Confessing your love for Paris Hilton/The Simple Life is gayer than bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer tbh Gayer than drinking cherry beer while having bumsex tbqf Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex whilst watching supermarket sweep and talking about the colour leather you want for the couch To be fair to Gemmill, I've slept on his leather couch before and I was only propositioned for bum sex twice. And it wasnt even by Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 To be fair to Gemmill, I've slept on his leather couch before and I was only propositioned for bum sex twice. And it wasnt even by Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Leather sofas are really uncomfortable to sleep on. Still I'd take it over bumsex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47211 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Barker and Stonehouse, dear. Better than your average bed tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Barker and Stonehouse, dear. Those the fellas who propositioned mancy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 "Barkers is willing" tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Barker and Stonehouse eh? Lah-dee-fucking-dah. If anyone catches Scott doing his usual 'I'm a bit skint' routine at the summer piss-up give him a clip will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Flaunting his payrise at me the other day too if you please. With that company that shall remain nameless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47211 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'm all about the bling tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 It's class man. They were in Louisiana and had to go fishing for crawfish, and had to fill so many nets before their day was over. So Hilton goes to this party the night before where there's an absolute ton of boiled crawfish. She goes to her car, grabs a bag and fills it with these boiled fish, then takes them onto the boat the next morning and empties them into the net while Ritchie chats up the lad on the boat. Genius! Im still lost as to what Scottish Mag has to do with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I'm all about the bling tbh. Didnt I just read that you tried to knick one of Matthew Pincents medals so you could wear it around your neck as a medallion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Barker and Stonehouse eh? Lah-dee-fucking-dah. If anyone catches Scott doing his usual 'I'm a bit skint' routine at the summer piss-up give him a clip will you? with pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 She's fucking well out again! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6240036.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 One news woman shows what she thinks of the excessive coverage of Hilton's release. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn9SWEJQnm0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 (edited) If you thought two days was short how about her mate Richie's 'stretch'? Richie serves 82-minute jail term Nicole Richie was handed a jail term in court last month US reality TV star Nicole Richie has been set free from jail after serving 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for driving under the influence of alcohol. The 25-year-old was fingerprinted and at the Los Angeles detention centre, but did not reach her cell. Under guidelines to prevent prison overcrowding, inmates sentenced to less that 30 days for non-violent crimes are usually released within 12 hours. Ms Richie was arrested in December for driving the wrong way down a motorway. After pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drink and drugs, she was sentenced to four days in jail last month, fined and handed three years' probation. She was also ordered by a judge to complete a drug treatment programme. At the time of Ms Richie's arrest, police said she told them that she had taken a painkiller and smoked marijuana. Richie arrived at the county jail in Lynwood with her boyfriend, Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden, and lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley. She also spent her spell in prison being booked and photographed. Mr Holley said: "She was really treated like any other inmate." According to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy Maribel Rizo, Richie was released "based on her sentence and federal guidelines." The sheriff's department added in a statement that she was "treated in the same manner as other inmates with a similar sentence". Richie's Simple Life co-star Paris Hilton served 23 days in the same prison earlier this year breaking the terms of probation relating to an earlier drink driving charge. Richie's original jail term of 96 hours was reduced to 90 due to time served at the time of her arrest. The daughter of singer Lionel Richie announced that she was pregnant just days after being handed a prison term. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6961612.stm Edited August 24, 2007 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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