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Just a card, same as I get my mum on Mother's Day. We've a tacit agreement not to bother with presents - Christmas and birthdays are already enough given how little we actually know about what each other likes. :D

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I'm getting him laid

 

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest.

Only you with your geographically maladjusted mind could make that much of a wrong turn Samuel.

 

I honestly don't know what to get the old fella, he takes two or three holidays abroad a year, paid off his house and has a wife that still can tolerate him after 35 years....

 

he doesn't play golf or go fishing or owt like that, What in the hell do you get the man who has ostenisbly got everything he needs.

 

selfish fuck!

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I'm getting him laid

 

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest.

Only you with your geographically maladjusted mind could make that much of a wrong turn Samuel.

 

I honestly don't know what to get the old fella, he takes two or three holidays abroad a year, paid off his house and has a wife that still can tolerate him after 35 years....

 

he doesn't play golf or go fishing or owt like that, What in the hell do you get the man who has ostenisbly got everything he needs.

 

selfish fuck!

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I'm getting him laid

 

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest.

Only you with your geographically maladjusted mind could make that much of a wrong turn Samuel.

 

I honestly don't know what to get the old fella, he takes two or three holidays abroad a year, paid off his house and has a wife that still can tolerate him after 35 years....

 

he doesn't play golf or go fishing or owt like that, What in the hell do you get the man who has ostenisbly got everything he needs.

 

selfish fuck!

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FYP :D

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I'm getting him laid

 

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest.

Only you with your geographically maladjusted mind could make that much of a wrong turn Samuel.

 

I honestly don't know what to get the old fella, he takes two or three holidays abroad a year, paid off his house and has a wife that still can tolerate him after 35 years....

 

he doesn't play golf or go fishing or owt like that, What in the hell do you get the man who has ostenisbly got everything he needs.

 

selfish fuck!

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Nowt.

 

My dad doesn't go in for it, as it's all "American bollocks" and he hates it.

 

Same here - he never has. Unlike Mothering Sunday, there's no religious connection it's purely commercialised.

 

I'm the same with my kids too - I've asked that they don't buy me anything, instead I like to do something with them that they'd enjoy. Being a father is about enjoying time with your kids IMO, not getting a present or card once a year.

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