Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 (edited) Happened to anyone on here, lets hear about it. Edited June 6, 2007 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Not if you take precautions tbh. I text Alex and several others so I avoid the indignity of them stumbling across me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Missed Molly Ringwold being interviewed that night iirc. She's piled the beef on like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Missed Molly Ringwold being interviewed that night iirc. She's piled the beef on like. If thats not a porn euphemism then it bloody well should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7029 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Came home early one day to find my then flatmate on the sofa wanking off over a porn. He just told me to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Came home early one day to find my then flatmate on the sofa wanking off over a porn. He just told me to get out. He had to tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I've walked in on my flatmate watching porn. I left the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Came home early one day to find my then flatmate on the sofa wanking off over a porn. He just told me to get out. He had to tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Have a look at this girl being caught on her webcam by her Man Utd supporting dad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Have a look at this girl being caught on her webcam by her Man Utd supporting dad.... So old they reach her knees now tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 can't bring himself to confront his whore of a daughter so he'll just pretend he didn't see it and look out the window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 *voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 (edited) *voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head* Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the charvers, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Edited June 6, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 *voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head* The 'whore' reference just sounded a bit extreme. She was probably giving it away rather than charging for it if that soothes your brow at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 *voice in Dave's head* YOu wOnT PREtEND WILL You THOugH DavE, You WON't lOoK AWay anY morE! yo'ULL cLEaN THe sTREETs of THis VERMin! *voice in Dave's head* The 'whore' reference just sounded a bit extreme. She was probably giving it away rather than charging for it if that soothes your brow at all. no women gives it away for nothing... they all want something...eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Dave's issues with the ladies remain unresolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 + tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Single again by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 the joy that is the revolving door of my love life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 (edited) the joy that is the revolving door of my love life Enjoy your freedom man Dave. Watch you don't get caught wanking over porn though. Edited June 6, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 the joy that is the revolving door of my love life Enjoy your freedom man Dave. Watch you don't get caught wanking over porn though. I've keen hearing, I'd catch the footfalls of a mouse if I was otherwise indisposed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Never been caught in the act but wor lass did find me about 4 in the morning once passed out on the settee with my gear around my ankles and my 8 hour porn (should never have lent that out) still playing. Basically I had came in pissed and must have started playing snooker with string and fell asleep in the middle of the game. She just told me to 'sort yourself out and get to bed', I penguined through to the scratcher and sparked out oblivious to what had just went on. Denied the whole thing the next day and said it was her trying to play mind games with my already fragile mind, i had remembered some of it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47540 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11115 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 there's a thing though if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape. why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 there's a thing though if I was with a lass and caught her goading her ferret I'd be chuffed and join in or watch at the least, but if I was exercising the General I know she'd go ape. why? Chuffed? So happy to see that ya can't keep her satisfied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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