manc-mag 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I went camping with Meenzer many moons ago! Was with Cubs though before you all start. Saying that being in the Cubs is a bit gay like looking back. But I can do a reef knot bet you fuckas can't!! Did Meenzer do your balloon knot? No he just fucked me up the arse tbh. He's a proper three push Charlie I heard. Dib dib dib! He never went to Scouts like, reckon he must have started to develop feelings for boys around the time of the transition from Cubs to Scouts and figured it would be for the best not to go. He'd have been fucked in Beavers! The irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Not far from the Toon, 1 hour drive max. Preferably with facilities but being able to have a fire would be a bonus. Any ideas? TIA Campers Your lass wont be too happy going from a water bed to sleeping on the ground. Reckon you should piss into an airbed for her, should have the desired effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47147 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wacky's got a water bed? What a dwarfy Del Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wacky's got a water bed? What a dwarfy Del Boy! He's got a water bed and a water cooler in his bedroom, aqua-obsessed tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 Wacky's got a water bed? What a dwarfy Del Boy! He's got a water bed and a water cooler in his bedroom, aqua-obsessed tbh. Heated Mud Bed tbh and the water cooler fucked so I had to get rid. On the market for a new one if anyone knows where to get cheapies. Sorely missed after a night on the lash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 There's no such thing as a good camping trip. 4 star accomodation at a minimum tbh. you're not wrong Scott me old mucker. we developed building methods so that we no longer had to sleep on the floor in some cow shit ridden field, even if you don't want to stay in comfort, you can get a room in a B&B/Hostel/Hotel for fuck all if you look hard enough I stayed in a Hostel in Marseille for 7 Euros a night... nice double bed, sink in the room. It was clean, friendly and cheap... why in gods name do you want to sleep in discomfort, be cold and have to fucking pay for the privilege of it? Why don't you put one of your old t-shirts in the post to me, it will do for a tent for me, my lass, the kids, my mates, their kids, and the immigrants down the road. Where's your sense of adventure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Where's your sense of adventure? Adventure? Behave yourself man, you're going to be camping in a spiderman tent in your mates back garden, not rapelling off the north face of the Eiger! I got bored of all that shit when I was in Cubs. If it was neccesary (festival or total lack of amenities) then fine, but you're doing it for your jollies and that totally baffles me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Im with Wacky here like, once in a while theres nowt like building a fire and sitting outside the tent under the stars with a bottle or two and a few sausages cooking away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Im with Wacky here like, once in a while theres nowt like building a fire and sitting outside the tent under the stars with a bottle or two and a few sausages cooking away. Aye but what he's going to do is nowt like building a fire under the stars and more like huddling round a Zippo under the factory towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 Where's your sense of adventure? Adventure? Behave yourself man, you're going to be camping in a spiderman tent in your mates back garden, not rapelling off the north face of the Eiger! I got bored of all that shit when I got to big to actually be able to sleep in the tent. If it was neccesary (festival or total lack of amenities) then fine, but you're doing it for your jollies and that totally baffles me. FYP It's just for a long weekend not my Holidays. The bairn got a sleeping bag the other week and now she wants to go camping, something to do I suppose, better than dossing about around here, get away for a change of scenery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I went camping with Meenzer many moons ago! Was with Cubs though before you all start. Saying that being in the Cubs is a bit gay like looking back. But I can do a reef knot bet you fuckas can't!! Did Meenzer do your balloon knot? No he just fucked me up the arse tbh. He's a proper three push Charlie I heard. Dib dib dib! He never went to Scouts like, reckon he must have started to develop feelings for boys around the time of the transition from Cubs to Scouts and figured it would be for the best not to go. He'd have been fucked in Beavers! I quite enjoyed Beavers actually. There's a first time for everything I suppose. I gave up on Cubs/Scouts when they wanted us to actually document our good deeds for the day and I realised that I never did any (fiddling with Smooth Operator's woggle aside). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 Im with Wacky here like, once in a while theres nowt like building a fire and sitting outside the tent under the stars with a bottle or two and a few sausages cooking away. Aye but what he's going to do is nowt like building a fire under the stars and more like huddling round a Zippo under the factory towers. I've got all the gear man you fucking lid licker! Sitting around a zippo, my arse, I'm like Bear fucking Grylles me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I quite enjoyed Beavers actually. There's a first time for everything I suppose. I'd guess that was the last time you enjoyed a beaver n'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 - Really like Beadnell - good campsite next to the beach. - The Borders - plenty of places about like Kelso, Selkirk etc - Loch Ken is probably a bit quiet but great walks and plenty of biking routes about if you like that sort of thing. - Obviously The Lakes - nice campsite near Glenridding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Im with Wacky here like, once in a while theres nowt like building a fire and sitting outside the tent under the stars with a bottle or two and a few sausages cooking away. Aye but what he's going to do is nowt like building a fire under the stars and more like huddling round a Zippo under the factory towers. I've got all the gear man you fucking lid licker! Sitting around a zippo, my arse, I'm like Bear fucking Grylles me fuck off ther is only 1 Bear and he aint a midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 - Really like Beadnell - good campsite next to the beach. - The Borders - plenty of places about like Kelso, Selkirk etc - Loch Ken is probably a bit quiet but great walks and plenty of biking routes about if you like that sort of thing. - Obviously The Lakes - nice campsite near Glenridding. had some cracking times there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 been to some lovely places in devon. nowhere near durham though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 Im with Wacky here like, once in a while theres nowt like building a fire and sitting outside the tent under the stars with a bottle or two and a few sausages cooking away. Aye but what he's going to do is nowt like building a fire under the stars and more like huddling round a Zippo under the factory towers. I've got all the gear man you fucking lid licker! Sitting around a zippo, my arse, I'm like Bear fucking Grylles me fuck off ther is only 1 Bear and he aint a midget But he is a liar, like the other week when he tried to capture that wild horse, when it ran off I noticed it had horse shoes on, must have got one of it's mates to do them for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 http://www.meadowhead.co.uk/waren.shtml http://www.ordhouse.co.uk/ http://www.coquetdalecaravanpark.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I went camping with Meenzer many moons ago! Was with Cubs though before you all start. Saying that being in the Cubs is a bit gay like looking back. But I can do a reef knot bet you fuckas can't!! Did Meenzer do your balloon knot? No he just fucked me up the arse tbh. He's a proper three push Charlie I heard. Dib dib dib! He never went to Scouts like, reckon he must have started to develop feelings for boys around the time of the transition from Cubs to Scouts and figured it would be for the best not to go. He'd have been fucked in Beavers! I quite enjoyed Beavers actually. There's a first time for everything I suppose. I gave up on Cubs/Scouts when they wanted us to actually document our good deeds for the day and I realised that I never did any (fiddling with Smooth Operator's woggle aside). I was the sixer and Meenzer was my seconder, basically my bitch. We had brown woggles suprisingly (Meenzer was responsible for procurement of said woogles!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 I went camping with Meenzer many moons ago! Was with Cubs though before you all start. Saying that being in the Cubs is a bit gay like looking back. But I can do a reef knot bet you fuckas can't!! Did Meenzer do your balloon knot? No he just fucked me up the arse tbh. He's a proper three push Charlie I heard. Dib dib dib! He never went to Scouts like, reckon he must have started to develop feelings for boys around the time of the transition from Cubs to Scouts and figured it would be for the best not to go. He'd have been fucked in Beavers! I quite enjoyed Beavers actually. There's a first time for everything I suppose. I gave up on Cubs/Scouts when they wanted us to actually document our good deeds for the day and I realised that I never did any (fiddling with Smooth Operator's woggle aside). I was the sixer and Meenzer was my seconder, basically my bitch. We had brown woggles suprisingly (Meenzer was responsible for procurement of said woogles!) SMO reckons Meenzer gives a lovely nosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Well he always asked me to toast his sausages around the campfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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