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Was driving home about an hour ago and saw a police car on the side of the road on a jack and 2 female police women trying to change a tyre. They were obviously, being women, having trouble so I stopped to help them. One of them would have definately got it like!

 

Anyway I get it done in 5 minutes or so and get talking to them and mention I just got a ticket recently for doing 40 in a 30 zone so the sweet one takes my reg and tells me she'll see what she can do. Therefore I had to exhange numbers with her.

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Bet you assumed the position and got truncheoned tbh.

 

Wouldn't have been the worst thing that could've happened tbf! :lol:

 

Shouldn't you be in bed so to be up early for the kiddies programmes in the morning btw?

 

Naw, going to the gym. Too fucking stressed to sleep atm.

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About as much truth in this story as everything else you post I reckon.

 

FYP :)

 

The reason you can tell its bollocks is his missus wouldnt have allowed him to stop which then means he must have been alone in the car, unlikely tbh, and ein the unlikely event she let him out alone I believe she has the car monitored on GPS so she can tell if he deviates at all from his route.

 

It would have been earache city for a month if he'd stopped in some random layby for 10minutes. :lol:

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Turns out he has a got a bike, a stolen one at that so if anyones has had a red bike pinched.....it's now black.

 

Aye it had "Brock Manson" scribbled all over it but I managed to get rid of it, oh and I had to take to stablisers off the thing too.

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