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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Used blob?

 

A used blob covered in loose tea leaves?

 

At the bottom of a cup?

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Used blob?

 

A used blob covered in loose tea leaves?

a used blob covered in loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup?

 

Edit Damn you vile harridan

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Used blob?

 

A used blob covered in loose tea leaves?

 

At the bottom of a cup?

 

You'd prefer it in a mug?

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Used blob?

 

A used blob covered in loose tea leaves?

 

At the bottom of a cup?

 

You'd prefer it in a mug?

 

Perhaps a thermos flask to keep it warm ;)

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Used blob?

 

A used blob covered in loose tea leaves?

 

At the bottom of a cup?

 

You'd prefer it in a mug?

 

Perhaps a thermos flask to keep it warm ;)

 

Shocking this, coming from a card carrying Catholic. tut.

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Edit Damn you vile harridan

 

You luuuurve me.

He likes your chebs anyway.

whey, what's not to like? ;)

 

I'd reckon they'd even pass Sammy's symmetrical tit test.

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Edit Damn you vile harridan

 

You luuuurve me.

He likes your chebs anyway.

whey, what's not to like? ;)

 

I'd reckon they'd even pass Sammy's symmetrical tit test.

 

I'd have to stand well back to judge tbh.

 

apologies Cath.

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Edit Damn you vile harridan

 

You luuuurve me.

He likes your chebs anyway.

whey, what's not to like? ;)

 

I'd reckon they'd even pass Sammy's symmetrical tit test.

 

I'd have to stand well back to judge tbh.

 

apologies Cath.

;)

 

I'm going to tell my grandkids about the time she flashed me if I'm honest.

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I'm going to tell my grandkids about the time she flashed me if I'm honest.

 

The Story Dave Will Tell His Grandkids:

 

"In those days I was irresistible tbh. There we were in the middle of the pub and out of nowhere she flashed her breasts at me. I could tell she blatantly wanted me. And who could blame her......"

 

The Reality:

 

I bent down to tie my shoelace. Dave looked down my jumper.

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I'm going to tell my grandkids about the time she flashed me if I'm honest.

 

The Story Dave Will Tell His Grandkids:

 

"In those days I was irresistible tbh. There we were in the middle of the pub and out of nowhere she flashed her breasts at me. I could tell she blatantly wanted me. And who could blame her......"

 

The Reality:

 

I bent down to tie my shoelace. Dave looked down my jumper.

you were wearing shoes? ;)

 

and in my defence, it wasn't that I looked down your jumper it was that the vast chasm that is "down your jumper" dominated my field of vision... this wasn't like I pudded you from a distance, your norks were right in front of my nose. It'd be rude to look away!

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Nothing worse than a Geordie Fish at the bottom of your cleavage tbh.

that cleavage had no bottom man, it was like staring off the edge of the world!

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Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup ;)

 

Nothing worse than a Geordie Fish at the bottom of your cleavage tbh.

that cleavage had no bottom man, it was like staring off the edge of the world!

 

Geordie Fish: At World's End

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and in my defence, it wasn't that I looked down your jumper it was that the vast chasm that is "down your jumper" dominated my field of vision... this wasn't like I pudded you from a distance, your norks were right in front of my nose. It'd be rude to look away!

Cuh. I have been known to successfully ignore a lady's bottom wiggling right in my face while playing pool (her, not me) in the Trent. A bit of self-control, man!

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and in my defence, it wasn't that I looked down your jumper it was that the vast chasm that is "down your jumper" dominated my field of vision... this wasn't like I pudded you from a distance, your norks were right in front of my nose. It'd be rude to look away!

Cuh. I have been known to successfully ignore a lady's bottom wiggling right in my face while playing pool (her, not me) in the Trent. A bit of self-control, man!

 

Cuh?

 

'Cuh?'

 

;)

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and in my defence, it wasn't that I looked down your jumper it was that the vast chasm that is "down your jumper" dominated my field of vision... this wasn't like I pudded you from a distance, your norks were right in front of my nose. It'd be rude to look away!

Cuh. I have been known to successfully ignore a lady's bottom wiggling right in my face while playing pool (her, not me) in the Trent. A bit of self-control, man!

arse is one thing, but tits...TITS MAN!

 

 

they're nature's magnets for the eyes.

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