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Fingers crossed :) puds home today :) :) :):):):):):)

 

And that's the smilie you chose to use. You look ecstatic. :lol:

 

Aye, the prospect of wheeling a 12 foot Larry Flint around a 12th floor apartment wouldn't appeal to me much either.

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Fingers crossed :) puds home today :):):):):):):):)

 

And that's the smilie you chose to use. You look ecstatic. :lol:

 

Aye, the prospect of wheeling a 12 foot Larry Flint around a 12th floor apartment wouldn't appeal to me much either.

 

 

 

Let's hope the lift does not break.... :)

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you are all a bunch of bastards!

 

My update time now, they've finally let me out but only on a weekend release, in return I had to leave what felt like two bucketfuls of blood and a jar of piss as a deposit.

 

So I have a whole weekend to do whatever I want on the one condition that all I want to do is lie in bed only getting up to piss.

 

Turns out though that Im a medical freak, theyve tested me for this, that and the other under the assumption that my wrecked knee was related to the ridiculous high temperature and dodgy blood results they were getting. Now having exhausted all those possibilities they're looking at it being something totally different. So on Monday Im back into hospital, tests, cameras, trials and tribulations to follow methinks.

 

Anyways, thanks for the kind words :) and bollocks to those of you that were taking the piss :lol:

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you are all a bunch of bastards!

 

My update time now, they've finally let me out but only on a weekend release, in return I had to leave what felt like two bucketfuls of blood and a jar of piss as a deposit.

 

So I have a whole weekend to do whatever I want on the one condition that all I want to do is lie in bed only getting up to piss.

 

Turns out though that Im a medical freak, theyve tested me for this, that and the other under the assumption that my wrecked knee was related to the ridiculous high temperature and dodgy blood results they were getting. Now having exhausted all those possibilities they're looking at it being something totally different. So on Monday Im back into hospital, tests, cameras, trials and tribulations to follow methinks.

 

Anyways, thanks for the kind words :) and bollocks to those of you that were taking the piss :lol:

 

fuckme ...you know how to overdo things like Pud... :) hope they find out that a silver bullet won't kill you soon :)

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you are all a bunch of bastards!

 

My update time now, they've finally let me out but only on a weekend release, in return I had to leave what felt like two bucketfuls of blood and a jar of piss as a deposit.

 

So I have a whole weekend to do whatever I want on the one condition that all I want to do is lie in bed only getting up to piss.

 

Turns out though that Im a medical freak, theyve tested me for this, that and the other under the assumption that my wrecked knee was related to the ridiculous high temperature and dodgy blood results they were getting. Now having exhausted all those possibilities they're looking at it being something totally different. So on Monday Im back into hospital, tests, cameras, trials and tribulations to follow methinks.

 

Anyways, thanks for the kind words :) and bollocks to those of you that were taking the piss :)

 

Do they know about the werepig thing? Tell them to test for whether your legs just aren't morphing into a set of trotters. Maybe you're going through the final change. :lol:

 

A-A-Awoooooooooooooooooink!!

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Do they know about the werepig thing? Tell them to test for whether your legs just aren't morphing into a set of trotters. Maybe you're going through the final change. :lol:

 

A-A-Awoooooooooooooooooink!!

 

:)

 

I could have soooo much spare time on my hands here and nothing to do except take my camera, photoshop and new domain name gaygingeraccountant.com and somehow somehow manage to relieve the boredom with that.

 

:)

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I like the witty answer :lol:

 

update time: Im back in but so far iv given some blood, said hellllllooo to 3 nurses and read 211 pages of ramsays autobiog but am no closer to knowing whats happening.

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I like the witty answer :lol:

 

update time: Im back in but so far iv given some blood, said hellllllooo to 3 nurses and read 211 pages of ramsays autobiog but am no closer to knowing whats happening.

Your grammar has gone to shit since you've been ill Pud, make sure they know just incase it's another symptom.

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So what did they find?

 

Nowt yet, Im a medical freak my friend! (cue the usual oink noises, trotterts comments etc ;) )

 

I've had the knee drained and pumped full of steroids which has done some good, now I have to go back in on the 14th to see my Orthopaedic consultant, 2 weeks after that to see a Rheumatic consultant and at some stage I'm getting an appointment to see a Stomach specialist (whatever the proper term is) as it may all be linked to whats going on in my bowels and the like. :D

 

Two things the Rheumatic consultant has mentioned are Reactive Arthritis and Chron's disease, plus the possibility of it being the start of full Arthritis.

 

Still hopeful to have the football career back on track for the pissup though. B)

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