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I'm sure I recall Sima having a pop at Big Brother fans on N-O many moons ago.

 

Heat and Sun readers :(

 

Or something like that. How times change.

 

Obsessed much? Remember my posts more than I do :*****************)

 

Anyways, barely watch past the first night for the utter hiroshimas that go in. Still, it's better than saying "our lass has got it on man", eh? :date:

How's your lame excuse for watching it better than any other like? :huh:

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Lack of utter cowardice?

:huh:"Anyways, barely watch past the first night for the utter hiroshimas that go in."

What's that then?

I don't watch the show and don't have a problem with people who do btw. You being a hypocrite (again) was my point.

 

ul ha ha how dull tbh etc.

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Big Brother (C4, E4, daily), which has now had so many housemates passing through it, it's starting to resemble an over-designed airport lounge. I keep expecting to spot a duty-free Sunglass Hut in the background.

 

Anyway, a fresh meat injection arrived in the form of four new dick-owners: Brian, an earnestly thick 19-year-old played by Grace Jones; Liam, a pudgy, ruddy-cheeked tree surgeon; Jonathan, a 49-year-old millionaire media magnate who looks like he should be reading the news in a wizard's hat for some mad reason, and Billi, a haircut from Middlesex. The latter has less personality than a cardboard ghost, but has at least put the wind up my least favourite housemate, the sanctimonious aftershave splash-post Ziggy, by having designs on Chanelle, Ziggy's in-house squeeze, who appears to be having designs back.

 

At the time of writing, one of my predictions from last week has just done the unlikely thing and come over all true, as Seany and Gerry "made Big Brother history" by sharing an enthusiastic man-on-man snog. Something about Gerry has been bugging me for the last few weeks, and I think I've finally cracked it: if you ignore his hair and wispy goatee-beard-type-growth, he's got exactly the same face as Gordon Ramsay.

 

:blink:

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/columni...2108395,00.html

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Wacky aka Seany got voted out I see, poor show, as much as he was a bit of a prick he was good to watch and didn't give a fuck in playing pranks on the other housemates.

 

Curly hair never wins with Joe publicum.

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Charley is the most hateful bitch I have ever seen.

1st time I have watched it this week and I want to rip her fuckin hair extensions out and stamp her ugly face in ffs !!!! fuckin ugly wag wannabe slutbag c face ......................... :blink:

 

 

*phew* ;)

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Christ on a bike, Billi is serious favourite to go tomorrow, I would have thought the fight with Charly was enough to ensure he'd win never mind stay in.

 

Didn't prevent Wacky from being booted out last week, I don't understand how she managed to not be up for eviction this week.

 

BTW how funny is that thick black fella, he's how I imagine Bramble to be.

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Can I just ask, has anyone's life actually improved since going on Big Brother?

 

Made Goddy a multi millionaire, and snared Chantelle a trophy husband. And at least 6 or 7 people have been 100K better off.

 

That Gay fella did SMTV and that bald lass got into porn.

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BTW how funny is that thick black fella, he's how I imagine Bramble to be.

 

 

He's superb.

 

"Who's Shakespeare?"

 

"Wo?"

 

"Romeo and Juliet? Are they in So Solid Crew?"

 

:unsure:

 

His righteous indignation at Big Brother is hilarious "You can't do this to us, you can't feed us slop!"

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Anyone else find Brian as funny as.

 

I got to watch this shit now just so I dont miss any of his Brianisms.

 

His hardon in the caravan was so honest, and pissing himself, bless him, he got to win just for those two priceless moments.

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Can I just ask, has anyone's life actually improved since going on Big Brother?

 

Made Goddy a multi millionaire, and snared Chantelle a trophy husband. And at least 6 or 7 people have been 100K better off.

 

That Gay fella did SMTV and that bald lass got into porn.

 

Followed by a divorce, and what are sure to be lucrative interviews telling anyone who will listen about her 'heartbreak'.

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Anyone else find Brian as funny as.

 

I got to watch this shit now just so I dont miss any of his Brianisms.

 

His hardon in the caravan was so honest, and pissing himself, bless him, he got to win just for those two priceless moments.

 

Yep, he's hilarious.

 

Jonathon's quite funny too in a sarcastic kind of way.

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Can I just ask, has anyone's life actually improved since going on Big Brother?

 

Made Goddy a multi millionaire, and snared Chantelle a trophy husband. And at least 6 or 7 people have been 100K better off.

 

That Gay fella did SMTV and that bald lass got into porn.

 

Followed by a divorce, and what are sure to be lucrative interviews telling anyone who will listen about her 'heartbreak'.

I don't think Goody's also enjoying her life much at the moment also tbh.

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Meh, the first season of German Big Brother had one of them too. Stereotypical boneheaded Balkan male, didn't know anything about Shakespeare (or anything else), got voted out fairly early, had a #1 hit single and a brand of beer named after him ("Shakesbier" :lol:), made a film that never got released, failed to get voted as the German Eurovision entrant a year later, disappeared back to obscurity. You can't beat that kind of entertainment. :outahere:

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Meh, the first season of German Big Brother had one of them too. Stereotypical boneheaded Balkan male, didn't know anything about Shakespeare (or anything else), got voted out fairly early, had a #1 hit single and a brand of beer named after him ("Shakesbier" :outahere:), made a film that never got released, failed to get voted as the German Eurovision entrant a year later, disappeared back to obscurity. You can't beat that kind of entertainment. <_<

 

Im getting the words "Michelle McManus" :lol:

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