sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) Part 1. Fans; - Those sitting in the front rows who wave at the tele when it's a throw in/corner. Twats. - Those who take pictures/video using with their phone during matches instead of actually watching the game. - Fans who cry at matches. Kids excluded of course, I've been there. - Anyone who rings 606. - The knuckledraggers who go to away games and use football as an excuse to go to another town, cause trouble, then run away. Scum imo. Any more? Edited May 25, 2007 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Diving? Pretending to show a card to the ref to get another booked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Players will be Part 2 Laz. This is Part 1, Fans. - People who queue overnight for strips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Diving? Pretending to show a card to the ref to get another booked? How do you determine "the modern game"? What timescale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm saying the here and now for the modern game. I supposed fans have waved at cameras ever since football was first on tele, which makes it worse in todays game as they should know by now it makes you look like a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who go to matches with a newspaper and read it during the game... I know I don't have much room to talk as I have only been to one game (and that was against Lillestrom last summer) but there was a man there reading the paper and it shocked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who go to matches with a newspaper and read it during the game... I know I don't have much room to talk as I have only been to one game (and that was against Lillestrom last summer) but there was a man there reading the paper and it shocked me. It's a wonder he didn't fall asleep at that game tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who adopt a neanderthal accent when singing the songs. Oh, that's everybody.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Ones that 5 minutes into the game decide they need a piss, come back and then 10 minutes later decide they're hungry. And they always seem to be the ones who sit the furthest away from the aisles too! Also grates me they way they stop moving when something's happening on the pitch so the people in the row behind have to stand up because the people in front of them have stood up to let the twat out who's not moving. Get your pies, your beer and take a piss before the game or at half time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who go to matches with a newspaper and read it during the game... I know I don't have much room to talk as I have only been to one game (and that was against Lillestrom last summer) but there was a man there reading the paper and it shocked me. It's a wonder he didn't fall asleep at that game tbh It wasn't the greatest game (and that is an understatement)... I really should try to take a trip over in the winter for a proper match... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1282 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who leave ten minutes before the end no matter what the game is like, the score is or what day the match is on. I mean where the fuck are you in such a rush to get to at twenty to six on a Sunday afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1282 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who don't stand up to let you past when you're trying to get to your seat. The used to be a bloke at the end of our row who would always just tilt his legs to the side so you had to squeeze past. He was made to regret it when I farted in his face one game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who leave ten minutes before the end no matter what the game is like, the score is or what day the match is on. I mean where the fuck are you in such a rush to get to at twenty to six on a Sunday afternoon! That also surprised me. But the guy sitting behind me telling me how sad that was and "watch them leave" distracted me from the game.... So maybe that is another thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I've seen the odd person turn up for the match in a Falcons top. Nearly as bad as hearing 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' being sung at Wembley during Euro '96. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 As much as I enjoy some aspects of the show, the "Soccer AM culture" can be a bit retarded. Mainly the 'easy' bit and the fucking lemmings who spout it at every opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7329 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 'Fans' who dont know the proper words to the blaydon races! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who look for any excuse to slag off a certain player, and refuse to acknowledge when they do well or have a great game. Arseholes who hold onto the giant banner as it's passes them en route around the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 As much as I enjoy some aspects of the show, the "Soccer AM culture" can be a bit retarded. Mainly the 'easy' bit and the fucking lemmings who spout it at every opportunity. I agree, 'easy' get's right on my tits. Whatever happened to the good old jumping up and down while waving the v's and shouting 'fuck off you mackem/scouse/cockney/inbred bastids.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 People who turn up with the sole intention of whinging for 90 minutes. We all like a whinge and a bitch at the match, but I think we've all sat next to a 90 minute whinger. 'This is shite, such and such is shite, that was shite, the managers shite, that goal we scored was shite etc.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10033 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Fancy dan oversee fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Fans who arent from a 300 mile radius from the teams they support, * Apart from Toon fans of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Fans who arent from a 300 mile radius from the teams they support, * Apart from Toon fans of course Think we covered that in 'people who ring up 606.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Me mam being the only person in the stand to stand up and cheer when a Reading goal is ruled offside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Fans (trees) who go to matches, everyone knows all the proper fans watch it on the Arab Channel down the pub. P.S You go to the match with your mam Brock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Fans (trees) who go to matches, everyone knows all the proper fans watch it on the Arab Channel down the pub. P.S You go to the match with your mam Brock? Do indeed. Used to go with both parents before they divorced. Good seats halfway up the north stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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