Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Was just in the process of having a shave then, first time in about 9 days or something so it was almost as if I'd forgot the process or something. Half way through this I'm in rather a lot of pain as I keep on nicking myself and see blood pouring at practically every stroke....... Only to realise I hadn't even put the bastard shaving foam on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I was house-sitting at my mam's last week and my twatting stepdad had taken his shaving foam with him. Had to have a dry shave and it's no fun. Felt like Rambo though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I was house-sitting at my mam's last week and my twatting stepdad had taken his shaving foam with him. Had to have a dry shave and it's no fun. Felt like Rambo though. Only if you shaved with perhaps a rather large kitchen blade or something though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Survival knife man. I even planned my route to the bathroom with a compass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Could you not have improvised and used some soap? Water also helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Survival knife man. I even planned my route to the bathroom with a compass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Could you not have improvised and used some soap? Water also helps. Don't push me tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 Could you not have improvised and used some soap? Water also helps. Don't push me tbh. You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Scott. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over Scotty. It's over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my bathroom! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots in the sink, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 It's over, Scotty. It's over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm gonna buy that on DVD this weekend btw, I've just decided. Fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm gonna buy that on DVD this weekend btw, I've just decided. Fucking class. I've got the boxset like despite the fact I only watched the 2nd and 3rd because I had to really, but I still watch the first one all the time. http://www.find-dvd.co.uk/MP002DBS.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Hey, Jonny! Give him a good hose behind the ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47550 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Nice one. £14 for the three. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Survival knife man. I even planned my route to the bathroom with a compass. Sat Nav bust?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I was house-sitting at my mam's last week and my twatting stepdad had taken his shaving foam with him. Had to have a dry shave and it's no fun. Felt like Rambo though. So that the new job then eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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