Craig 6701 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Pritt Stick?! I actually love ironing shirts I think I've got a touch of OCD when it comes to bed-making and shirt-ironing. They have to be perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Row in a circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Craig blatantly having a nervous breakdown there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Pritt Stick?! I actually love ironing shirts I think I've got a touch of OCD when it comes to bed-making and shirt-ironing. They have to be perfect. Apparently so - one of the blokes who works here is ex-army and he said it's a well known trick for getting the perfect crease in the sleeve. Using a bar of soap or a wax candle is supposed to have a similar effect - just make sure it's run on the inside of the shirt Asked my Dad about it (he did National Service) and he said they always used the bar of soap trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Wont the sleeve stick to your arm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Wont the sleeve stick to your arm ? I dunno, I've not tried it! I'm just passing the info on I'm guessing the heat will blend it into the fabric and make it a bit like starch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47088 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Only retards iron creases in the sleeves of their shirt tbh. My shirt sleeves are creaseless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. We once had a contract to supply labour to Raby Castle for the Elton John concert. They needed loads so after a while we were just sending anyone in (us being in Newcastle did not help) Anywaywe gats a phone call from the Manager along these lines "hello Berb" Hello Joe what can I do for you" "Did you interview Davey " "yes, is there a problem" " you did interview him then? Did you not notice anything about him" "maybe he was a little nervous, is that it, did not think it would matter too much as he is only putting seats out?" "how about he has only one fucking arm" "I knew that but we have a qouta to reach, could you not put him on the end of a row?" never got work from tham again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Ah, he's back. Good holiday Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47088 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. We once had a contract to supply labour to Raby Castle for the Elton John concert. They needed loads so after a while we were just sending anyone in (us being in Newcastle did not help) Anywaywe gats a phone call from the Manager along these lines "hello Berb" Hello Joe what can I do for you" "Did you interview Davey " "yes, is there a problem" " you did interview him then? Did you not notice anything about him" "maybe he was a little nervous, is that it, did not think it would matter too much as he is only putting seats out?" "how about he has only one fucking arm" "I knew that but we have a qouta to reach, could you not put him on the end of a row?" never got work from tham again Any truth in the rumour that you also once sent a one-legged man to an arse-kicking contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckerDavies 0 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Never leave kids with S.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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