Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 You have a shite whilst holding the bairn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I can clap with one hand, thats quite a talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I used to be able to do cartwheels one handed. I wouldn't recommend trying that holding a baby though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 You have a shite whilst holding the bairn? Needs must my friend. I don't have the luxury of a nappy to fall back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I can peel satsumas one handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can play guitar with one hand, or lead and rhythm at the same time, which technically means i can play lead guitar with one hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man I stand in awe- you are officially my heroine. The world peace always throws me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21492 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can work CAD with one hand Read, well hold a book and turn the pages with one hand :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess Fucking hell, they saw you coming!! Make that a gulliable, scatterbrained, domestic goddess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I can break eggs one handed without dropping any shell in Yep, whilst doing the dishes, feeding the cats, doing the shopping, surfing the net, drinking tea, eating chocolate and achieving world peace. Domestic goddess me, man Can't buy three bags of shopping from Tesco and remember to get your house keys out of your locker before leaving work though? It was more than 3. I'd gone to get some bobbing apples for hallowe'en and spent £100 Okay, I'm a scatterbrained domestic goddess Fucking hell, they saw you coming!! Make that a gulliable, scatterbrained, domestic goddess To be fair, I did need to do the monthly shop, I'd just been putting it off. Make that a procrasinating, scatterbrained, domestic goddess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? Do you mean to say that wiping your arse was previously a two handed job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? Do you mean to say that wiping your arse was previously a two handed job? I've a particularly hairy ringpiece, takes 2 hands, 2 bog rolls and half an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. Shut the fuck up u spotty teenage geek! Come back in 10 years when you've had more than a fiddle in a 15 year old knickers and I'll take u seriously. I'm a new man, cooking is a hobby, nobody can iron a shirt quite like me and my lawn is like the 18th green at Augusta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Have trained myself to do numerous daily tasks with 1 hand while having to hold the bairn when she's too narky to be put down. Such tasks include, having a shite, making the dinner, ironing, tying shoe laces and cutting the grass. Anyone got any one-armed skills, wanking not being a skill! Or maybe even a one-armed member? That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. Shut the fuck up u spotty teenage geek! Come back in 10 years when you've had more than a fiddle in a 15 year old knickers and I'll take u seriously. I'm a new man, cooking is a hobby, nobody can iron a shirt quite like me and my lawn is like the 18th green at Augusta! Touched a nerve have I? Bet you haven't in fucking ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl! Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Sea Cadets tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 The baby in one hand and an iron in the other sounds like a recipe for disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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