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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:D

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

 

Mates rates! :P I offered you a four hundred pound bike thats hardly been used for £100 snots, not my fault she wouldn't open her purse.

 

P.S Still got it, was only winding yu up about the e-bay sale, pleased I've kept it tbh with this move looking on the cards.

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

 

Mates rates! :P I offered you a four hundred pound bike thats hardly been used for £100 snots, not my fault she wouldn't open her purse.

P.S Still got it, was only winding yu up about the e-bay sale, pleased I've kept it tbh with this move looking on the cards.

Euphemism Wacky lad?

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

 

Mates rates! :P I offered you a four hundred pound bike thats hardly been used for £100 snots, not my fault she wouldn't open her purse.

P.S Still got it, was only winding yu up about the e-bay sale, pleased I've kept it tbh with this move looking on the cards.

Euphemism Wacky lad?

 

Holdall tbh.

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

 

Mates rates! :P I offered you a four hundred pound bike thats hardly been used for £100 snots, not my fault she wouldn't open her purse.

 

P.S Still got it, was only winding yu up about the e-bay sale, pleased I've kept it tbh with this move looking on the cards.

 

More lies! U can't be trusted son! Got my bike free of her brother, must have been nicked cos it's been sprayed a dodgy colour, nowt flash like but it does the job. Fancy a bike ride? There's a good one along the Tyne down to Tynemouth.

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

Just cos I didn't want to pay over the odds 4 your bike, whatever the fuck happened to mates rates anyway, doesn't mean I haven't got one elsewhere. Out on it nearly every night, she thinks I'm having an affair. :D

 

Mates rates! :P I offered you a four hundred pound bike thats hardly been used for £100 snots, not my fault she wouldn't open her purse.

 

P.S Still got it, was only winding yu up about the e-bay sale, pleased I've kept it tbh with this move looking on the cards.

 

More lies! U can't be trusted son! Got my bike free of her brother, must have been nicked cos it's been sprayed a dodgy colour, nowt flash like but it does the job. Fancy a bike ride? There's a good one along the Tyne down to Tynemouth.

 

Doesn't count as lies as it was in an e-mail, over the phone or face to face, yes, electronic, No!

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...and passed a group of lads who were shouting over a mobile number to 2 lasses on the other side of the Tyne.

 

They were only taking photos of their knobs and texting them over to the lasses on the other side!! And the lasses were texting photos back too, saw one of them nip behind a rock with her legs hanging out, then her pants were round her ankles and a minute later the lads were all crowded round the ringleaders phone shouting such things as, "Nee way a baldy fanny!" or "That's it I'm ganna swim ower!"

 

Oh to be 15 again!

 

Obviously I tried to bluetooth them a photo of my cock but they were just out of range!

 

 

 

where do you get this shit? You haven't even got a bike! :D:rolleyes:

:D

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More lies! U can't be trusted son! Got my bike free of her brother, must have been nicked cos it's been sprayed a dodgy colour, nowt flash like but it does the job. Fancy a bike ride? There's a good one along the Tyne down to Tynemouth.

 

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