Parking wars

[Smooth Operator 10]

Park my car on a street near work that's residents permits only. My dad lives on the same estate but further away from work, I've got a resident/visitor permit for when I go to his that can be used also on the street I currently park on.

 

A few weeks ago an old bloke on the street said I couldn't park near his house cos he needed all the spaces marked out for his family who visit him everyday. So I politely informed him I had a permit and wasn't moving.

 

Then this morning I park further down the street due to the number of cars already there and as soon as I'm out the car an old woman runs out and shouts, "Your not parking there for 8 hours". I politely inform her I have a permit, and her response is, "I'm calling the police"! So I ignore her a walk off by this time another old woman is out saying, "Someone's obviously given you a permit and you don't live round here so clear off"! I inform her politely that she's a modern day Sherlock Holmes however I am not doing anything wrong and will continue to park there.

 

Expect to get back to my car tonight to see it complete with some sort of homemade clamp fashioned out of hair curlers and stannah starilift parts. Old bitches!

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Send them a pic of your cock, I'm sure they'll leave you be after that.

 

They fought in the war for you!

Edited May 22, 2007 by Wacky Jnr

[Smooth Operator 10]

Send them a pic of your cock, I'm sure they'll leave you be after that.

 

They fought in the war for you!

 

If they want respect they should have died in the war tbh.

[manc-mag 1]

Park my car on a street near work that's residents permits only. My dad lives on the same estate but further away from work, I've got a resident/visitor permit for when I go to his that can be used also on the street I currently park on.

 

A few weeks ago an old bloke on the street said I couldn't park near his house cos he needed all the spaces marked out for his family who visit him everyday. So I politely informed him I had a permit and wasn't moving.

 

Then this morning I park further down the street due to the number of cars already there and as soon as I'm out the car an old woman runs out and shouts, "Your not parking there for 8 hours". I politely inform her I have a permit, and her response is, "I'm calling the police"! So I ignore her a walk off by this time another old woman is out saying, "Someone's obviously given you a permit and you don't live round here so clear off"! I inform her politely that she's a modern day Sherlock Holmes however I am not doing anything wrong and will continue to park there.

 

Expect to get back to my car tonight to see it complete with some sort of homemade clamp fashioned out of hair curlers and stannah starilift parts. Old bitches!

 

 

Would love to have seen her face at that point!

[Smooth Operator 10]

Park my car on a street near work that's residents permits only. My dad lives on the same estate but further away from work, I've got a resident/visitor permit for when I go to his that can be used also on the street I currently park on.

 

A few weeks ago an old bloke on the street said I couldn't park near his house cos he needed all the spaces marked out for his family who visit him everyday. So I politely informed him I had a permit and wasn't moving.

 

Then this morning I park further down the street due to the number of cars already there and as soon as I'm out the car an old woman runs out and shouts, "Your not parking there for 8 hours". I politely inform her I have a permit, and her response is, "I'm calling the police"! So I ignore her a walk off by this time another old woman is out saying, "Someone's obviously given you a permit and you don't live round here so clear off"! I inform her politely that she's a modern day Sherlock Holmes however I am not doing anything wrong and will continue to park there.

 

Expect to get back to my car tonight to see it complete with some sort of homemade clamp fashioned out of hair curlers and stannah starilift parts. Old bitches!

 

 

Would love to have seen her face at that point!

 

Was seething, shaking, foaming from her colostiny bag!

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Ah, the old DSS parking nightmare. I used to pick my old man up oposite the main entrace and God help me if he was late out. I'd have every fucking pensioner on the estate on my case telling me to shift. It was like Night of the Living Dead.

[MattM4 0]

ahh, something for us all to look forward to then

[wykikitoon 20918]

Whilst walking to my car last night I saw a brand new Audi and someone had wrote on the windscreen and Bonnet in large letters "TWAT"

 

Obviously pissed someone off, so be a ware Smooth

[sweetleftpeg 0]

I think I've told my story about taking a piss on a car that kept nicking my spot.

[wykikitoon 20918]

I think I've told my story about taking a piss on a car that kept nicking my spot.

 

My mate shit on someones bonnet who did that

[Smooth Operator 10]

Got back to my car after work and nowt had happened to my motor, was strangely disappointed tbh.

 

Saying that the whole street is probably planning some kind of backlash soon enough!

[Magma 0]

Just wait for 2moro, they will be waiting with they're walking sticks ready to give you a lecture about parking there.

[Craig 6700]

Got back to my car after work and nowt had happened to my motor, was strangely disappointed tbh.

 

Saying that the whole street is probably planning some kind of backlash soon enough!

 

 

They'll be laying down in the street in protest tomorrow SMO. Can your motor deal with a few extra speed bumps?

[Smooth Operator 10]

Got back to my car after work and nowt had happened to my motor, was strangely disappointed tbh.

 

Saying that the whole street is probably planning some kind of backlash soon enough!

 

 

They'll be laying down in the street in protest tomorrow SMO. Can your motor deal with a few extra speed bumps?

 

The sports suspension will make short work of them and break a few hips at the same time.

 

The neighbours must have been talking cos when I got there this morning all the cars were parked on the street at strategic angles so not to allow me any room to park without causing a massive obstruction. So I mounted the kerb and parked right outside one of their driveways.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Got back to my car after work and nowt had happened to my motor, was strangely disappointed tbh.

 

Saying that the whole street is probably planning some kind of backlash soon enough!

 

 

They'll be laying down in the street in protest tomorrow SMO. Can your motor deal with a few extra speed bumps?

 

The sports suspension will make short work of them and break a few hips at the same time.

 

The neighbours must have been talking cos when I got there this morning all the cars were parked on the street at strategic angles so not to allow me any room to park without causing a massive obstruction. So I mounted the kerb and parked right outside one of their driveways.

 

[Hatful Of Hollow 0]

 

Keep us updated with any developments.

[Smooth Operator 10]

Major development tonight like, got back to my motor and some fucka had keyed it all down one side.

 

I was foaming, made a point of standing in the street so all the old bastards could see I was ringing the busies, not that I think they'll be much help like.

 

So after I reported it I went round and knocked on all their doors to ask if anyone had seen anything, the old guy whose house I was parked opposite was my main suspect and only further implicated himself when I asked him if he'd seen anything or anyone in the street around my car, he came out and said, "I didn't do it mind, I wouldn't do nowt like that. So I said I was only asking if he's seen owt and he repeated the same thing. So the conversation came to an end and just as I walked away I turned back and said, "Btw I've reported it to the police so they'll probably be round in the next few days to ask you a few questions", thought the old fucka was gonna have a heart attack!

 

Anyway, anyone had their car keyed before, did it cost much to fix? It's not too deep mostly but there's a spot where it looks canny deep and feels rough to the touch. Can't be arsed claiming on the insurance.

[Magma 0]

Major development tonight like, got back to my motor and some fucka had keyed it all down one side.

 

I was foaming, made a point of standing in the street so all the old bastards could see I was ringing the busies, not that I think they'll be much help like.

 

So after I reported it I went round and knocked on all their doors to ask if anyone had seen anything, the old guy whose house I was parked opposite was my main suspect and only further implicated himself when I asked him if he'd seen anything or anyone in the street around my car, he came out and said, "I didn't do it mind, I wouldn't do nowt like that. So I said I was only asking if he's seen owt and he repeated the same thing. So the conversation came to an end and just as I walked away I turned back and said, "Btw I've reported it to the police so they'll probably be round in the next few days to ask you a few questions", thought the old fucka was gonna have a heart attack!

 

Anyway, anyone had their car keyed before, did it cost much to fix? It's not too deep mostly but there's a spot where it looks canny deep and feels rough to the touch. Can't be arsed claiming on the insurance.

 

They must really really hate you

[Smooth Operator 10]

Major development tonight like, got back to my motor and some fucka had keyed it all down one side.

 

I was foaming, made a point of standing in the street so all the old bastards could see I was ringing the busies, not that I think they'll be much help like.

 

So after I reported it I went round and knocked on all their doors to ask if anyone had seen anything, the old guy whose house I was parked opposite was my main suspect and only further implicated himself when I asked him if he'd seen anything or anyone in the street around my car, he came out and said, "I didn't do it mind, I wouldn't do nowt like that. So I said I was only asking if he's seen owt and he repeated the same thing. So the conversation came to an end and just as I walked away I turned back and said, "Btw I've reported it to the police so they'll probably be round in the next few days to ask you a few questions", thought the old fucka was gonna have a heart attack!

 

Anyway, anyone had their car keyed before, did it cost much to fix? It's not too deep mostly but there's a spot where it looks canny deep and feels rough to the touch. Can't be arsed claiming on the insurance.

 

They must really really hate you

 

All I do is park in their street with a parking permit, surely not enough reason to fucking key my motor like!

 

Saying that like the elderly can be right cunts, especially if dementia is kicking in, but like the rozzer who was round mine earlier said, you'd be surprised the respect the elderly have for the police and when he goes knocking on their doors if anyone does know who it was there's a good chance they'll turn them in. Fucking hope so like, I'd love to take the old bastard who did it to court and watch them fill their colostony bag as the foreman shouts, "GUILTY!"

[Lazarus 0]

Before i got my pass to park on site i used to park on whitley road.

 

as i parked up one time i was immediately 'accosted' by two blokes telling me to shift - so i politely told them that i was perfectly entitled to park there as there were no restrictions. (Three was one small part of the road without yellow lines).

 

this went on for a few months until the council put yellow lines this bit of road.

 

Now even the residents cant park in front of their own houses. Fucking spackas.

[Craig 6700]

Major development tonight like, got back to my motor and some fucka had keyed it all down one side.

 

I was foaming, made a point of standing in the street so all the old bastards could see I was ringing the busies, not that I think they'll be much help like.

 

So after I reported it I went round and knocked on all their doors to ask if anyone had seen anything, the old guy whose house I was parked opposite was my main suspect and only further implicated himself when I asked him if he'd seen anything or anyone in the street around my car, he came out and said, "I didn't do it mind, I wouldn't do nowt like that. So I said I was only asking if he's seen owt and he repeated the same thing. So the conversation came to an end and just as I walked away I turned back and said, "Btw I've reported it to the police so they'll probably be round in the next few days to ask you a few questions", thought the old fucka was gonna have a heart attack!

 

Anyway, anyone had their car keyed before, did it cost much to fix? It's not too deep mostly but there's a spot where it looks canny deep and feels rough to the touch. Can't be arsed claiming on the insurance.

 

Not had it done myself, but one of my mates had it done a few years ago (coincidentally we reckon that was by a old bloke too). The scratches were deep and he tried to fill them and spray over them but you could still see the damage. Unless it's surface scratches which can be t-cutted out, you're looking at having it rubbed down to the bare metal and the paint levels built up again in order for it to look like a decent job.

[Offshore Toon 0]

You should never key a man's car. Never.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Funny enough some Fat Pric in a black Corsa/Zaffira pulled out in front of wor lass up that way yesterday, so i watched him park and leave then i went and keyed his car with one of SMO's lasses false finger nails that she left in my back, that will teach him.