Sky Sports - Text In Your Transfer Rumours

[Craig 6700]

Anyone else checked this out? Been keeping an eye on this page for a few days now - what a fucking joke!

 

All these ITKs who reckon they've got inside info - complete bullshit! This is what's come up so far....

 

Dean Ashton to Newcastle in a £5mil swoop, what a great buy it would be for the geordie faithfull

Paul Oxborough - Newcastle

 

Viduka will surprised everyone and stay at Boro. It will in fact be Yakubu who will leave the Riverside with Everton being a likely destination, maybe in a part e/x with James Beattie.

Alan Clark - The Black Country

 

I have just seen Zat Knight outside of the Stadium of Light. Rumours have been rife in the area that the big defender would be joining the black cats and they have been proved right!!

Phil Marshall - Sunderland

 

I've heard from reliable sources that Gamst Pedersen is going to sign for MU! Great news huh?

Josh Taylor - Coventry

 

Alfonso Alves and Klaas Jan Huntelaar will be added to Manchester Utd's srike force for next season. Lyon are keeping tabs on Louis Saha's availability.

Ross Grimes - essex

 

My best mate who lives in Woking has heard from a colleague at work in London, that the Reo-Coker deal from West Ham to Spurs is nearly done with Ghaly going to Upton Park.

Russell Crawford - Coventry

 

David Healy is set to follow Lawrie Sanchez to Fulham for a fee of £2.5 million from Leeds

Callum Britton - Welwyn Garden

 

My mate is a cabbie and he just picked Joey Barton up from Gatwick airport and dropped him off at... yes Upton Park. Apparently 5.5million transfer fee and wages of 40k a week!

Jim Bo - Essex

 

A reliable source says that Milan Mandaric will give his new Leicester manager a kitty of £15m to spend, with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Luke Varney and Alan Smith (Loan) all on their way aswell as many others.

Jak Swain - Leicester

 

Micah Richards & Frank Ribery will be the only big signing at Arsenal this season but they will have a couple of players leaving (flamini, aliadiere, ljungberg, reyes) and i hope senderous aswell. But for Richards & Ribery i got that from a pal that works at Arsenal and is very trustworthy. There will not be any big name strikers coming in Wenger will trust Henry, Van Persie, Adebayor, Walcott and Bentner. I hope Walcott comes good this season. Come on Arsenal...

Richard Halls - Enfield

 

A friend of Boro's Chief Executive says that Viduka is ready to snub Manchester United and Newcastle and sign a bumper deal making him the highest paid player at the Riverside. Boro are to build on the signing by allowing Yakubu to leave and bringing in Jermaine Defoe from Spurs and Degen from Broussia Dortmund.

Michael Serginson - Teesside

 

Hate to admit it, but it looks like David Healy to go up to premiership with the Republic of Ireland lads and Sunderland.

Mallaby Daniel - Leeds

 

Rangers to sign Alan Smith, this been round Glasgow for a month. deal close to closure. Sorry Gary, not going to Keane and Sunderland

Alan Edgar - Glasgow

 

Roy Keane has only targeted three players to sign in the summer. Mart Poom will return to Sunderland from Arsenal and will be joined by Francis Jeffers and Zat Knight.

Neil White - Sunderland

 

I have a contact at Liverpool, She says that liverpool have almost definetely secured the signature of Fernando Torres from athletico Madrid for £27million. The deal should be completed this summer!!! Also Dudek is on his way to Sunderland.

Chris Jones - Liverpool

 

A scout of Middlesbrough FC told his son and me that boro are showing an interest in Defoe in relation to the possible departure of Mark Viduka

Marc Steward - Redcar

 

I have it on good authority that Scott Parker will move to upton park in an £8 Million deal with Ferdinand going the other way. Also Andy Johnson is interested in a move back down south as well.

Jamie Bull - London

 

i have heard from a source close to freddy sheppard that big sam will sign centre midfield duo alou diarra and jeremy toulalan from lyon for 13million pounds

Matthew Scott - Newcastle

 

Darren Bent on his way to West Ham for a record signing £8m, GUARANTEED

Mohammed kabeer - rochdale

 

A deal for Hasselbaink's transfer to South China (The triple trophy champion of HKFA) is nearly completed. The salary will be USD100,000 per month plus USD50,000 per goal. South China has just won its third trophy -HKFA Cup this year and has been qualified to compete with Liverpool, Portsmouth and Bolton in summer.

Sunny Chan -

 

From a very reliable source close to Carlos Quiroz's freind said that Klaas-Jan-Huntelaar and Mark Viduka are confirmed to be on their way to OT this month, with strong negotiation still going with Samuel Eto.

Akash Gupta - Kolkata

 

Man Utd are getting Owen Hargreaves for £17m on a four year deal from Bayern Munich and Klass Jan Huntelaar for £12m from Ajax

Shem Richards - Handsworth, Birmingham

 

I have on heard that there is a good chance that Big Sam is going to bring in Saviola on a free as a replacement for Ameobi who is wanted by Boro to cover Viduka's move. Sam has also been linked with Hypia, A Ferdinand and Sol C to sure up his new back line.

Tim Bo - Surrey

 

Speaking with to people whom know, Chris Eagles family this weekend. They said Chris and Kirean Richardson are both heading Back South! SPURS have been offered them, but Sir Alex is keen on either Defoe or Lennon, in exchange. Spurs are aware Aaron is after a move north and Jermain is getting itchy feet. A deal may well be on the cards! Also Matty Taylor has been offered to SPURS, again Harry wants Defoe, in any deal!!!!

Chris Cook - Watford

 

Newcastle are on the verge of signing Luke Young, Leighton Baines, Sol Campbell and Joey Barton for a combined total of 17m with Dyer and Butt both leaving. Newcastle are also intersted in Dave Nugent and Alan Smith.

David Hayes - Newcastle

 

Mark Viduka has hinted to family here in Australia he has had three really good offers but is leaning towards Man United. He does have a soft spot for Boro. But after speaking to Ferguson, I feel the gaffer has won him over.

josip stantic - australia

 

Hearts' goalkeeper Craig Gordon will join Aston Villa this summer for 8m pounds according to my source at the Edinburgh club.

David Atkinson - Cathcart, Glasgow

 

A friend of mine working at the emirates told me that Micah Richards and Rio Mavuba are signing for Arsenal very soon

John Sanderson - GT,Cayman

 

I have heard from sources close to Chelsea that Sergio Aguero of Athletico Madrid is on the verge of a move to Stamford Bridge. The Sidwell deal is also basically completed. Doesn't appear as though Chelsea are keen to sell any of the current squad.

Peter Hume - Battersea

 

I have it on good authority that Wayne Bridge is considering a move to Spurs due to another season of few starts and Spurs's poor defence no, fee mentioned as yet.

Alex Mac Donald - London

 

Source: http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=466987

[Isegrim 9911]

Not to mention posting it, but why are you reading this kind of shit? It's neither interesting nor funny tbh. It's just time wasting.

[Ketsbaia 0]

Is Sheppard related to Fat Fred by any chance?

[Guest alex]

At least we know where Oliver gets his info anyway.

[Gemmill 46195]

It's like Reuters asking people to text in with their "news rumours". What's the point?

[Meenzer 15742]

I'm sure nufc.co.uk had something similar a few years back. The official club site asking people to tell them their rumours about club business for publication. Classy.

[Craig 6700]

Not to mention posting it, but why are you reading this kind of shit? It's neither interesting nor funny tbh. It's just time wasting.

 

It's fucking laughable the amount of people who come up with "I have it on good authority..."

 

Bollocks, you dreamed it up while sat in traffic on the way to work - I'm fucking amazed that they're publishing a page like it on the web. I thought at first it was a genuine rival to the BBC's rumours page, s'pose i've kept a check on it for light entertainment...

[Isegrim 9911]

It's like Reuters asking people to text in with their "news rumours". What's the point?

I guess they do get some percentage from the mobile companies?

[Craig 6700]

It's like Reuters asking people to text in with their "news rumours". What's the point?

 

 

Why have a dog and bark yourself? I guess about 1 in 100 or so must be genuine leads

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Makes West ham look like the new chelsea

[wykikitoon 20918]

This one is from the BBC Webby

 

comment by collings16

posted 11 Hours Ago

 

newcastle (in)jagielka, dawson, bridge, nolan, ben haim, dean ashton wud make the best replacement for big al. (out)5 thats gone agreed, emre, dyer(becoz he is injury prone),

 

newcastle team next season .....

gk given

rb solano

cb dawson

cb ben haim

lb jakielka

rm milner

cm parker

cm nolan

lm duff

st martins

subs harper, n-zogbia, taylor, huntington and the younens

 

Martins is that good he can play up front on his own

[smoggeordie 0]

Anyone else checked this out? Been keeping an eye on this page for a few days now - what a fucking joke!

 

All these ITKs who reckon they've got inside info - complete bullshit! This is what's come up so far....

 

Dean Ashton to Newcastle in a £5mil swoop, what a great buy it would be for the geordie faithfull

Paul Oxborough - Newcastle

 

Viduka will surprised everyone and stay at Boro. It will in fact be Yakubu who will leave the Riverside with Everton being a likely destination, maybe in a part e/x with James Beattie.

Alan Clark - The Black Country

 

I have just seen Zat Knight outside of the Stadium of Light. Rumours have been rife in the area that the big defender would be joining the black cats and they have been proved right!!

Phil Marshall - Sunderland

 

I've heard from reliable sources that Gamst Pedersen is going to sign for MU! Great news huh?

Josh Taylor - Coventry

 

Alfonso Alves and Klaas Jan Huntelaar will be added to Manchester Utd's srike force for next season. Lyon are keeping tabs on Louis Saha's availability.

Ross Grimes - essex

 

My best mate who lives in Woking has heard from a colleague at work in London, that the Reo-Coker deal from West Ham to Spurs is nearly done with Ghaly going to Upton Park.

Russell Crawford - Coventry

 

I heard uz a rumour that the toon are after Fernando Torres. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Frederick Shepherd - NE1

 

David Healy is set to follow Lawrie Sanchez to Fulham for a fee of £2.5 million from Leeds

Callum Britton - Welwyn Garden

 

My mate is a cabbie and he just picked Joey Barton up from Gatwick airport and dropped him off at... yes Upton Park. Apparently 5.5million transfer fee and wages of 40k a week!

Jim Bo - Essex

 

A reliable source says that Milan Mandaric will give his new Leicester manager a kitty of £15m to spend, with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Luke Varney and Alan Smith (Loan) all on their way aswell as many others.

Jak Swain - Leicester

 

Micah Richards & Frank Ribery will be the only big signing at Arsenal this season but they will have a couple of players leaving (flamini, aliadiere, ljungberg, reyes) and i hope senderous aswell. But for Richards & Ribery i got that from a pal that works at Arsenal and is very trustworthy. There will not be any big name strikers coming in Wenger will trust Henry, Van Persie, Adebayor, Walcott and Bentner. I hope Walcott comes good this season. Come on Arsenal...

Richard Halls - Enfield

 

A friend of Boro's Chief Executive says that Viduka is ready to snub Manchester United and Newcastle and sign a bumper deal making him the highest paid player at the Riverside. Boro are to build on the signing by allowing Yakubu to leave and bringing in Jermaine Defoe from Spurs and Degen from Broussia Dortmund.

Michael Serginson - Teesside

 

Hate to admit it, but it looks like David Healy to go up to premiership with the Republic of Ireland lads and Sunderland.

Mallaby Daniel - Leeds

 

Rangers to sign Alan Smith, this been round Glasgow for a month. deal close to closure. Sorry Gary, not going to Keane and Sunderland

Alan Edgar - Glasgow

 

Roy Keane has only targeted three players to sign in the summer. Mart Poom will return to Sunderland from Arsenal and will be joined by Francis Jeffers and Zat Knight.

Neil White - Sunderland

 

I have a contact at Liverpool, She says that liverpool have almost definetely secured the signature of Fernando Torres from athletico Madrid for £27million. The deal should be completed this summer!!! Also Dudek is on his way to Sunderland.

Chris Jones - Liverpool

 

A scout of Middlesbrough FC told his son and me that boro are showing an interest in Defoe in relation to the possible departure of Mark Viduka

Marc Steward - Redcar

 

I have it on good authority that Scott Parker will move to upton park in an £8 Million deal with Ferdinand going the other way. Also Andy Johnson is interested in a move back down south as well.

Jamie Bull - London

 

i have heard from a source close to freddy sheppard that big sam will sign centre midfield duo alou diarra and jeremy toulalan from lyon for 13million pounds

Matthew Scott - Newcastle

 

Darren Bent on his way to West Ham for a record signing £8m, GUARANTEED

Mohammed kabeer - rochdale

 

A deal for Hasselbaink's transfer to South China (The triple trophy champion of HKFA) is nearly completed. The salary will be USD100,000 per month plus USD50,000 per goal. South China has just won its third trophy -HKFA Cup this year and has been qualified to compete with Liverpool, Portsmouth and Bolton in summer.

Sunny Chan -

 

From a very reliable source close to Carlos Quiroz's freind said that Klaas-Jan-Huntelaar and Mark Viduka are confirmed to be on their way to OT this month, with strong negotiation still going with Samuel Eto.

Akash Gupta - Kolkata

 

Man Utd are getting Owen Hargreaves for £17m on a four year deal from Bayern Munich and Klass Jan Huntelaar for £12m from Ajax

Shem Richards - Handsworth, Birmingham

 

I have on heard that there is a good chance that Big Sam is going to bring in Saviola on a free as a replacement for Ameobi who is wanted by Boro to cover Viduka's move. Sam has also been linked with Hypia, A Ferdinand and Sol C to sure up his new back line.

Tim Bo - Surrey

 

Speaking with to people whom know, Chris Eagles family this weekend. They said Chris and Kirean Richardson are both heading Back South! SPURS have been offered them, but Sir Alex is keen on either Defoe or Lennon, in exchange. Spurs are aware Aaron is after a move north and Jermain is getting itchy feet. A deal may well be on the cards! Also Matty Taylor has been offered to SPURS, again Harry wants Defoe, in any deal!!!!

Chris Cook - Watford

 

Newcastle are on the verge of signing Luke Young, Leighton Baines, Sol Campbell and Joey Barton for a combined total of 17m with Dyer and Butt both leaving. Newcastle are also intersted in Dave Nugent and Alan Smith.

David Hayes - Newcastle

 

Mark Viduka has hinted to family here in Australia he has had three really good offers but is leaning towards Man United. He does have a soft spot for Boro. But after speaking to Ferguson, I feel the gaffer has won him over.

josip stantic - australia

 

Hearts' goalkeeper Craig Gordon will join Aston Villa this summer for 8m pounds according to my source at the Edinburgh club.

David Atkinson - Cathcart, Glasgow

 

A friend of mine working at the emirates told me that Micah Richards and Rio Mavuba are signing for Arsenal very soon

John Sanderson - GT,Cayman

 

I have heard from sources close to Chelsea that Sergio Aguero of Athletico Madrid is on the verge of a move to Stamford Bridge. The Sidwell deal is also basically completed. Doesn't appear as though Chelsea are keen to sell any of the current squad.

Peter Hume - Battersea

 

I have it on good authority that Wayne Bridge is considering a move to Spurs due to another season of few starts and Spurs's poor defence no, fee mentioned as yet.

Alex Mac Donald - London

 

Source: http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=466987

[Gejon 2]

Reads like N-O tbh

[Craig 6700]

I was in Sunderland airport yesterday and saw Roy Keane talking with Louis Saha and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Talking to people in the know Sunderland will sign them for £3m

Mark Farnie - Newcastle Upon Tyne

 

Since when have they had a fucking airport?

[Meenzer 15742]

I was in Sunderland airport yesterday and saw Roy Keane talking with Louis Saha and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Talking to people in the know Sunderland will sign them for £3m

Mark Farnie - Newcastle Upon Tyne

 

Since when have they had a fucking airport?

 

Maybe they've renamed Durham Tees Valley again

[Dr Gloom 22197]

I have on heard that there is a good chance that Big Sam is going to bring in Saviola on a free as a replacement for Ameobi who is wanted by Boro to cover Viduka's move. Sam has also been linked with Hypia, A Ferdinand and Sol C to sure up his new back line.

Tim Bo - Surrey

 

[luckyluke 2]

Tbf one of them predicted Parker to the Hammers.

[manc-mag 1]

A broken clock is right two times a day.

[Craig 6700]

A broken clock is right two times a day.

 

Depends how broken it is tttt

[sammynb 3525]

A broken clock is right two times a day.

 

Depends how broken it is tttt

Or what is actually broken.

In the newcastle world of broken clocks it's more than likely one of the hands would have fallen off.

[Craig 6700]

I live in spain but from newcastle I was traveling back home for a weekend when I saw roberto carlos with his wife on the same flight to newcastle! Carlos said he wanted to finish his career in the prem and big sam has a good rep with real and carlos and beckham were room buddies could we have a future real team at the toon!

Scott Torrance - Spain