Happy Face 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I've just ate some perfectly healthy and clean Wheat Crunchies, but tommorow they'll come out as something that can cause disease just by being touched. I'd have tought snot would be dirtier, I mean that's dust and dirt that isn't deemed safe enough to be allowed up your nose in the first place...but people eat that, they don't eat poo that they ate the day before and just had the vitamins and that strained out though. It's political correctness gone mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Stomach acid probably doesn't help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 Stomach acid probably doesn't help But that's already in your tummy, so how can eating poo be bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Ask one of the quacks, leave me to do the biopsy on your PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? It's in your large intestine...food is absorbed further up, from your small intestine. Eating your poo allows microbes to colonise in other areas that they're not supposed to, such as the upper respiratory tract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 So is that why that fish is poisonous if you cut it wrong? Because you get the intestiney bit? And what is the difference between absorbtion and absorption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20918 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 IF your large intestine burst then you would be fucked IIRC? Poo is dirty because all the goodness out of the food has been asorbed and its waste matter along with germs etc coming out your arse. Its like Toontastic and NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 IF your large intestine burst then you would be fucked IIRC? Poo is dirty because all the goodness out of the food has been asorbed and its waste matter along with germs etc coming out your arse. Its like Toontastic and NO Given most of the threads on here seem to be about poo I take it N-O is the good stuff then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 So is that why that fish is poisonous if you cut it wrong? Because you get the intestiney bit? And what is the difference between absorbtion and absorption? Erm, absorption is a word, whereas absorbtion isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other. wtf ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22050 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other. wtf ??? I don't know why you're confused, Jimbo could hardly have been more explicit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There's quite a lot of bacteria in your gut, particularly the large intestine. That's why it's dirty. Again...it's already in your gut though? Eat some, and tell us if you become ill. Are you advocating that I eat shit and die? That hurts deep. With your encyclopedic knowledge of filth I'd have thought you were well schooled in the art of devouring a poo. Scatman Jim. Well, now you mention it, I do have several Japanese shit-eating movies, although I'm not sure how much of the excrement is actually ingested, as the final scene in all these films is a kind of vomit Bukkake where the participants spew all over each other. wtf ??? I don't know why you're confused, Jimbo could hardly have been more explicit. the confusion was why would anyone want to make that kind of stuff never mind watch it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Dogs eat their own shit though, and it doesn't kill them does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Dogs eat their own shit though, and it doesn't kill them does it? Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Dogs eat their own shit though, and it doesn't kill them does it? Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. I wonder how many cavemen died from eating raw meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Dogs eat their own shit though, and it doesn't kill them does it? Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. I wonder how many cavemen died from eating raw meat? All of them, obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Dogs eat their own shit though, and it doesn't kill them does it? Dogs can also eat raw meat and they don't seem to get food poisoning...I suppose they just have a more robust immune system. I wonder how many cavemen died from eating raw meat? Okay Mr Contrary, if you want to eat your poo, go ahead. Your immune system is defined by what you're exposed to...as I cook my food I'm not really used to eating raw chicken, hence if I did I'd probably get rather ill. Back in the caveman days raw meat was the norm, as eating habits have changed over the centuries so has our immunity and the normal bacteria in our guts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Stomach acid probably doesn't help But that's already in your tummy, so how can eating poo be bad? The stomach has a protective mucus lining. If this breaks down and the acid comes into contact with the tissue you get an ulcer. Painful and potentially fatal if not treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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