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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one

day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it.

 

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years

old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys

it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for

10 years.

 

"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike

is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It

protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

 

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her

parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they

enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you

something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we

don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during

dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.

 

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge

stack of dirty dishes.

 

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the

stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

 

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

 

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches

over and fondles her breasts.

 

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her

clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in

front of her parents.

 

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and

her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

 

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs

the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her

every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend

is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

 

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to

rain.

 

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his

pocket.

 

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,

that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!"

[Meenzer 15871]

Saw it coming a mile off, but still class

[Jusoda Kid 1]

I like it

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Lol - that's class

[Guest Toplass-101]

Wasnt even funny 4 weeks ago then again ive laughed all week at the how do you get fat bird into bed joke. im a sado!