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When you have a slash, what is your technique?

 

Personally, I like a piss at a relaxed pace, nice and slow, nee point rushing mother nature. However, my flat mate pisses like a horse, i'm three rooms away and I can still here the power piss destroying the surface of the water from here.

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As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does.

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As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does.

 

Everyone does that :D

 

And what angle to people piss at? I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game ;)

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As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does.

 

I do that too! :D

 

And agree, empty the bladder as fast as possible but direction is important!

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I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game :D

 

Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! ;)

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I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game :D

 

Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! ;)

 

 

If you're not an amateur that situation can be avoided.

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I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game :D

 

Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! ;)

 

Thats usually only attempted at someone elses house tbh.

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Gemmill will be here shortly to remind us that not one drop of his urine has ever missed the toilet. :D

That's only because he wees on homeless black men instead.

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Before opening this, I thought the poll was going to be do you sit or stand.

 

Of course, blokes should only ever piss sitting down if they're laying a length of cable at the same time. That said, I find sitting down for a piss quite hazardous. There's that gap between the toilet pan and the toilet seat that, if you're unfortunate enough to get the wrong trajectory, can result in a thorough dousing of the undercrackers around one's ankles.

 

Yes, this has happened to me at work a few years ago. :D

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Was pissing like the store horse this morning. Don't think I'm ever in that much of a hurry that I need to rush it though.

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Have to say it's also good to be able to create as much frothy head either in the urinal or toilet as possible. I pride my work on amount of bubbles.

 

With the trough type however it's all about height, washing the back wall or chasing tab ends down the trough. Crossing swords is also an option.

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I've been known to sit down for a piss if I'm mortal, only in my own house may i add.

 

Anyone ever dress the toilet if their caught short? My mate used to do it in his own house, his father caught him after he'd forgot to undress it whilst pissed, went ballistic.

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Dress the toilet??

 

Lay toilet roll down all over the seat so your arse doesn't touch it. Particularly useful in public toilets.

 

 

Ah, no.

 

And your mate's fatha went up the wall because he found some bog roll on the seat of the bog?

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