smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 When you have a slash, what is your technique? Personally, I like a piss at a relaxed pace, nice and slow, nee point rushing mother nature. However, my flat mate pisses like a horse, i'm three rooms away and I can still here the power piss destroying the surface of the water from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Surely it is situation dependant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does. Everyone does that And what angle to people piss at? I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 As fast as possible without pissing on the seat, I also try and calculate the optimum moment for flushing during the piss so that the piss ends before the flush does. I do that too! And agree, empty the bladder as fast as possible but direction is important! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 The "empty as quick as possible" routine is usually saved for when i'm in a rush. When i have chores to do there is no need to rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! If you're not an amateur that situation can be avoided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! Thats usually only attempted at someone elses house tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I know a fair few people who play the old "stand as far away from the toilet and still get it in" game Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! I just grab the cat if he's handy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Surely it is situation dependant? I agree, and if ya in a hurry then it will be a quick pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Gemmill will be here shortly to remind us that not one drop of his urine has ever missed the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Gemmill will be here shortly to remind us that not one drop of his urine has ever missed the toilet. That's only because he wees on homeless black men instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Before opening this, I thought the poll was going to be do you sit or stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Before opening this, I thought the poll was going to be do you sit or stand. Of course, blokes should only ever piss sitting down if they're laying a length of cable at the same time. That said, I find sitting down for a piss quite hazardous. There's that gap between the toilet pan and the toilet seat that, if you're unfortunate enough to get the wrong trajectory, can result in a thorough dousing of the undercrackers around one's ankles. Yes, this has happened to me at work a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 There are at least a couple of emasculated pissers on here iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 a wee isa wee is a wee...get it over witgh and move on tbh !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I like to take it quite slowly and enjoy the situation. I've never played the 'see if you can beat the flush' game, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I'm all for making as loud as noise as possible, especially in other people's houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Was pissing like the store horse this morning. Don't think I'm ever in that much of a hurry that I need to rush it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Have to say it's also good to be able to create as much frothy head either in the urinal or toilet as possible. I pride my work on amount of bubbles. With the trough type however it's all about height, washing the back wall or chasing tab ends down the trough. Crossing swords is also an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I've been known to sit down for a piss if I'm mortal, only in my own house may i add. Anyone ever dress the toilet if their caught short? My mate used to do it in his own house, his father caught him after he'd forgot to undress it whilst pissed, went ballistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Dress the toilet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Dress the toilet?? Lay toilet roll down all over the seat so your arse doesn't touch it. Particularly useful in public toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Dress the toilet?? Lay toilet roll down all over the seat so your arse doesn't touch it. Particularly useful in public toilets. Ah, no. And your mate's fatha went up the wall because he found some bog roll on the seat of the bog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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