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Had to pop round to me pa's earlier to borrow a bow tie and some cufflinks for a formal school leaver's dinner (swanky I know).

Anyway, was going along at 80 when I saw a traffic jam. Turns out there had been a quite serious accident as there were 4 police cars there. Buggers had closed the road so I had no clue where I was meant to be going, so rolled down me window.

 

"You have any idea when the road'll be open?"

"Well, how long is a piece of string?"

"Twice half its length, but that doesn't answer me question."

 

A little male driving anecdote there. Just have to mention the girlfriend and that's me quota done for the day.

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Had to pop round to me pa's earlier to borrow a bow tie and some cufflinks for a formal school leaver's dinner (swanky I know).

Anyway, was going along at 80 when I saw a traffic jam. Turns out there had been a quite serious accident as there were 4 police cars there. Buggers had closed the road so I had no clue where I was meant to be going, so rolled down me window.

 

"You have any idea when the road'll be open?"

"Well, how long is a piece of string?"

"Twice half its length, but that doesn't answer me question."

 

A little male driving anecdote there. Just have to mention the girlfriend and that's me quota done for the day.

bet you didn't really say that.

 

Most coppers would have been kicking your tires and fixing to find fault with your car if you had.

 

also, why the need to tell us your speed?

 

it's not big and it's not clever. :)

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Had to pop round to me pa's earlier to borrow a bow tie and some cufflinks for a formal school leaver's dinner (wanky I know).

Anyway, was going along at 80 when I saw a traffic jam. Turns out there had been a quite serious accident as there were 4 police cars there. Buggers had closed the road so I had no clue where I was meant to be going, so rolled down me window.

 

"You have any idea when the road'll be open?"

"Well, how long is a piece of string?"

"Twice half its length, but that doesn't answer me question."

 

A little male driving anecdote there. Just have to mention the girlfriend and that's me quota done for the day.

FYP

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