Jimbo 175 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1265900,00.html http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007220443,00.html Breaking news, Jose Mourinho has been arrested by police following an argument regarding his dog, apparently he had seen the success Roy Keane has had since wanking off his dog and felt he needed some luck for the Cup final at the weekend. ...well not quite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skhwoody 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) This country is a much better place for this man, give him a knighthood, at least for his services to comedy Edited May 16, 2007 by skhwoody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Jose! He wanks his dog Jose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Aye, just heard bout it on the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The police should have shot the mangy fucker and his dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The respect he gained for telling the police to fuck off over this evaporated when it was discovered he owned a Yorkshire terrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I've got no time for him as a person but I find it laughable the way the Sun story is written. The usually-suave Chelsea boss SPRINTED from his club’s player of the year awards when wife Tami phoned to tell him the dog was being taken away. He BRUSHED ASIDE autograph hunters to rush home. There he found an official — escorted by two cops — wanting to put it in quarantine, fearing it had been taken abroad and back without jabs. What a twat, brushing aside autograph hunters to get to his missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I'll tell you what boils my piss, sending two fucking coppers round for a Yorkshire terrier. They were probably fighting over who would go so they could see the pad etc. Meanwhile Mr. Average gets burgled and you get a form to fill in a fortnight later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31631 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 He's called his dog Gullit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Apparently they've re-signed Dan pet-rescue to solve the crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Not impressed that he chucked the dog out on the street to run away like. Poor little bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Apparently they've re-signed Dan pet-rescue to solve the crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 Not impressed that he chucked the dog out on the street to run away like. Poor little bugger. Mourinho's dropped a few leads recently....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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