Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Anyone catch Dutch Peter at the start, one of the happy customers who didn't want to be identified but said, "Not only did I lose my virginity I also discovered I am a great lover"! He's got some balls that lad like imo, broadcasts his first fuck on tv, good on him i say. Pity it was with a horror show! His first and last shag I predict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I missed this, well rather I couldn't bare to watch, 26 fer fucksake, and you need a TV show to take you to a prossie! Is it me or the whole of TV has gone embarrassing sex mad? How to look good naked, talk sex with your parents, get a virgin laid, sex life trials Why don't they just admit they have to screen porn so people stop watching Sky One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 His first and last shag I predict. Didn't see it, but given the choice of never having sex, or only getting to do it once in your life, that's a tough question to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I had to turn it over. If they're gonna have a business to help people with their sexual health by prostitution & advice they could at least have people on hand who aren't old enough to be someone's nanna, ffs....! What the fuck were they trying to do to him fondling old grannys like that...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just out of interest, what is everyone's view on the escort industry? We went to a brothel at the weekend in Prague and one of my mates, the only single one I might add, payed this gorgeous lass for an hour of her company in private. Reckons it was fantastic, although he came out saying 'ay couldn't touch a tits like.' On a more serious note, for the lad off this programme and say disabled people etc who struggle to form relationships, it provides a service. Not the skanky crack hos on the streets mind, I'm talking about proffesional escorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Just out of interest, what is everyone's view on the escort industry? We went to a brothel at the weekend in Prague and one of my mates, the only single one I might add, payed this gorgeous lass for an hour of her company in private. Reckons it was fantastic, although he came out saying 'ay couldn't touch a tits like.' On a more serious note, for the lad off this programme and say disabled people etc who struggle to form relationships, it provides a service. Not the skanky crack hos on the streets mind, I'm talking about proffesional escorts. Those professional escorts could at least be below the age of 60...! I've been to Prague twice and have found, through my mates, that 'some' prostitutes can be like that who want to charge extra for doing that. Or just don't let you at all. It's not very often you come across a snotty prostitute...! Edited May 16, 2007 by Geordie Boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 His first and last shag I predict. Didn't see it, but given the choice of never having sex, or only getting to do it once in your life, that's a tough question to be honest. Too easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I missed this, well rather I couldn't bare to watch, 26 fer fucksake, and you need a TV show to take you to a prossie! Is it me or the whole of TV has gone embarrassing sex mad? How to look good naked, talk sex with your parents, get a virgin laid, sex life trials Why don't they just admit they have to screen porn so people stop watching Sky One? "Rape an Ape" is less than 5 years away IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Telly is getting ridiculous like. Dog Borstal - wtf? It's all cheap reality TV masquerading as social experiments etc. Lots of the programmes like 'Wife Swap' and series like 'Big Brother' would have made interesting one-offs but they've been flogged to death imo. People still watch them though???? That said, I still like Jerry Springer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just out of interest, what is everyone's view on the escort industry? We went to a brothel at the weekend in Prague and one of my mates, the only single one I might add, payed this gorgeous lass for an hour of her company in private. Reckons it was fantastic, although he came out saying 'ay couldn't touch a tits like.' So she was a prossie who wouldn't let him touch her tits? Why call her an escort or is she something different from the usual hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Just out of interest, what is everyone's view on the escort industry? We went to a brothel at the weekend in Prague and one of my mates, the only single one I might add, payed this gorgeous lass for an hour of her company in private. Reckons it was fantastic, although he came out saying 'ay couldn't touch a tits like.' so you can shag her as much as you like in an hour, do all sorts of deviant acts...but she wont let you touch her tits? wha!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Only managed to watch about 10 mins of this last night. The lad clearly has problems and shagging some granny isn't going to help him. Edited May 16, 2007 by Bizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Neither is making a mockery out of him on national television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 was cringe-worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 (edited) Quality comment on the radio about the one who popped his cherry: "she looked like Bobby Gillespie and sounded like Martin Jol" Edited May 17, 2007 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I missed this, well rather I couldn't bare to watch, 26 fer fucksake, and you need a TV show to take you to a prossie! Is it me or the whole of TV has gone embarrassing sex mad? How to look good naked, talk sex with your parents, get a virgin laid, sex life trials Why don't they just admit they have to screen porn so people stop watching Sky One? "Rape an Ape" is less than 5 years away IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) Just watched it on catch up tv. Whats the craic with wearing kegs underneath his boxer shorts, what a fucking mis-fit. Also whats the point in getting your gran to take you shopping for new socks etc and then not fucking wearing them, his socks were a disgrace, no wonder he's never had his hole, in fact the closest he was ever going to get to a furry hole, was his socks! Gemmil's definitely going to be paying this place a visit on his next company funded trip to the dam. "Here we have Scott, a 30 year old ginger Virgin, accountant by day, cleanliness freak by night." I'm thinking about enrolling on that course, playing along with it then when i get the granny's knickers off pop a Viagra then bone the arse off the old cow for the next 5 hours whilst snorting lines off her flabby back....Virgin, I'll give you virgin you old Bastard! She'd be shuffling about on a zimmer for weeks after Edited May 18, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Nearly spat me sarnie oot there. (Not a euphemism btw). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just watched it on catch up tv. Whats the craic with wearing kegs underneath his boxer shorts, what a fucking mis-fit. Also whats the point in getting your gran to take you shopping for new socks etc and then not fucking wearing them, his socks were a disgrace, no wonder he's never had his hole, in fact the closest he was ever going to get to a furry hole, was his socks! Gemmil's definitely going to be paying this place a visit on his next company funded trip to the damn. "Here we have Scott, a 30 year old ginger Virgin, accountant by day, cleanliness freak by night." I'm thinking about enrolling on that course, playing along with it then when i get the granny's knickers off pop a Viagra then bone the arse off the old cow for the next 5 hours whilst snorting lines off her flabby back....Virgin, I'll give you virgin you old Bastard! She's be shuffling about on a zimmer for weeks after Good form! And no racism, well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just watched it on catch up tv. Whats the craic with wearing kegs underneath his boxer shorts, what a fucking mis-fit. Also whats the point in getting your gran to take you shopping for new socks etc and then not fucking wearing them, his socks were a disgrace, no wonder he's never had his hole, in fact the closest he was ever going to get to a furry hole, was his socks! Gemmil's definitely going to be paying this place a visit on his next company funded trip to the dam. "Here we have Scott, a 30 year old ginger Virgin, accountant by day, cleanliness freak by night." I'm thinking about enrolling on that course, playing along with it then when i get the granny's knickers off pop a Viagra then bone the arse off the old cow for the next 5 hours whilst snorting lines off her flabby back....Virgin, I'll give you virgin you old Bastard! She'd be shuffling about on a zimmer for weeks after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just watched it on catch up tv. Whats the craic with wearing kegs underneath his boxer shorts, what a fucking mis-fit. Also whats the point in getting your gran to take you shopping for new socks etc and then not fucking wearing them, his socks were a disgrace, no wonder he's never had his hole, in fact the closest he was ever going to get to a furry hole, was his socks! Gemmil's definitely going to be paying this place a visit on his next company funded trip to the dam. "Here we have Scott, a 30 year old ginger Virgin, accountant by day, cleanliness freak by night." I'm thinking about enrolling on that course, playing along with it then when i get the granny's knickers off pop a Viagra then bone the arse off the old cow for the next 5 hours whilst snorting lines off her flabby back....Virgin, I'll give you virgin you old Bastard! She'd be shuffling about on a zimmer for weeks after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Read it now you cheeky twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Read it now you cheeky twat! Thought you were ignoring it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44888 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 If I'd seen it sooner I would have verbally chinned you by now man! You're just lucky I'm in a good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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