Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This is the game: Name 28 full time job roles that you might need to run a successfull football club. Remember these are roles that report to the manager, so nothing about finances or making tea. So far we have: Assistant Manager Head coach Assistant Head Coach Assistant to the Head Coach Deputy Coach Assistant Deputy Coach Assistant to the Deputy Coach Reserves Coach Assistant Reserves Coach Assistant to the Reserves Coach Youth Coach Assistant Youth coach Assistant to the Youth coach Physio Prozone consultant Fitness expert Nutritionist Sports psychologist Academy Director * Club Doctor * That's 20 (* = doubtfull these report to the manager) So that leaves 8 Scouts to tell him Juve want to dispose of a player on loan if they pay half his wages I smell bullshit here. He's counted the tea-lady, the chairman's chaufer and the club mascot i'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This is the game: Name 28 full time job roles that you might need to run a successfull football club. Remember these are roles that report to the manager, so nothing about finances or making tea. So far we have: Assistant Manager Head coach Assistant Head Coach Assistant to the Head Coach Deputy Coach Assistant Deputy Coach Assistant to the Deputy Coach Reserves Coach Assistant Reserves Coach Assistant to the Reserves Coach Youth Coach Assistant Youth coach Assistant to the Youth coach Physio Prozone consultant Fitness expert Nutritionist Sports psychologist Academy Director * Club Doctor * That's 20 (* = doubtfull these report to the manager) So that leaves 8 Scouts to tell him Juve want to dispose of a player on loan if they pay half his wages I smell bullshit here. He's counted the tea-lady, the chairman's chaufer and the club mascot i'm sure. add another 3 physios - the rugby club I play for has 4 full time physios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. It doesn't really matter. Even if each of those is on £100,000 a year average, it's still only like having Michael Owen for 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions Dont top clubs no-a-days have specialist coaching staff for specific roles? so specific goal keeping coaches and the like and lets be hones there folks, you lot could do a better fucking job than TM and Clarkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Did Allardyce shag Vic's boyfriend or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Did Allardyce shag Vic's boyfriend or something? Dry humped him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions But you're meant to name them. Play the game! I thought of another one he's probably included: Cheerleading Coach Give us a B, give us an S, Whaddya got!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Did Allardyce shag Vic's boyfriend or something? Dry humped him tbh. Pre-dated him tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions But you're meant to name them. Play the game! I thought of another one he's probably included: Cheerleading Coach Give us a B, give us an S, Whaddya got!!!!! Boring sod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions But you're meant to name them. Play the game! I thought of another one he's probably included: Cheerleading Coach Give us a B, give us an S, Whaddya got!!!!! Boring sod? Bull Shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Bodyguard from obsessive twats like SSH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 What's that I hear? The sound of an axe being ground? It's the scraping of a barrel Come on though, how can he honestly have 28 staffers, if he's not counting the tea-lady or PA's? And how many of those have we not already got? How many are actual experts in something we don't have represented at the club? I know we were hiring nutritionists 10 years ago, because we got stung for hiring some daft bint who'd forged her credentials. I just dont think people know what they're on about with flowery statements about backroom staffs etc. Hmmm 28 staff specialising in specific jobs compared to Terry Mac and Clarkey? decisions, decisions But you're meant to name them. Play the game! I thought of another one he's probably included: Cheerleading Coach Give us a B, give us an S, Whaddya got!!!!! Boring sod? Bull Shit? Correctamundo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 goalkeeping coach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 club mascot. why are we doing this again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 club mascot. why are we doing this again Assistant to the mascott? Boot cleaner. Assistant to the boot cleaner. It's a game man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Masseurs, Position coaches, Strength & Conditioning coaches, Quality Control coaches. You're basically showing your ignorance on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Masseurs, Position coaches, Strength & Conditioning coaches, Quality Control coaches. You're basically showing your ignorance on the subject. Quality Control? I had no idea we were running a supermarket. And please please tell me the justification of a full time 'position coach'. 'You stand here, you stand here, now, I'll just hand over to the Movement Coach....' I'll give you 1 masseur, although I'm pretty sure we have a health complex at the players exclusive disposal, presumably with staff. I already said fitness coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 DOF? © Baggio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 DOF? © Baggio In what world does a director of football report to the manager? Behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Shirley you also need a faith healer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Shirley you also need a faith healer? Glenn Hoddle already has all 15 fully qualified expert Sports Faith healers in the world tied up on 10 year contracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 DOF? © Baggio In what world does a director of football report to the manager? Behave. Ask Baggio, he'll confirm for you. Pretty sure they will have to at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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