Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44135 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Bloody hell! Glad to hear everything went well Greg, and that you got whatever the problem was sorted quickly. Is this the first post-bollock surgery recovery thread we've had on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 jesus!!! get well soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 and nice work jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Yup thats a first!!! Get well soon mate, did they put it in a jar for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Yup thats a first!!! Get well soon mate, did they put it in a jar for you? Both still in the sack and fully functional or so I'm told! Just had some of the NHS' finest oats, not bad tbh. This patientline thing is a pain in the arse to type with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Well done Greg, its not pleasant having to show your bollocks to strangers (especially when they are as inferior as mine) but it just goes to show, when things aren't right down there you need to get it sorted. Glad I could help, get well soon dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9680 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Bloody hell, get well soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I find it amazing that you complained to Jimbo about having sore bollocks and his advice wasn't that a good wank would make things better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9680 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I find it amazing that you complained to Jimbo about having sore bollocks and his advice wasn't that a good wank would make things better. Jimbo definitely knows how to take care of his wanking organs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I find it amazing that you complained to Jimbo about having sore bollocks and his advice wasn't that a good wank would make things better. A build up of spunk can be easily checked in the bathroom mirror, if you can see a level of spunk in the eye's its time to knock one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Testicular torsion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Testicular torsion? Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Testicular torsion? Aye. Good job you advised him to go to hospital, could have lost a nut! Get well soon Greg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Testicular torsion? Aye. Good job you advised him to go to hospital, could have lost a nut! Get well soon Greg! This does raise a point though, we have a trainee surgeon? in Luke and a nurse yet when your bollocks hurt you ask Jimbo. Top thinking tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice Testicular torsion? Aye. That is what they thought but it was something else, cant be arsedto explain using this stupid machine buti will later when iam home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Bliddy hell like! Glad they caught it early whatever it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Get well soon, Greg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Ouch Get well soon x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Ouch Get well soon x What yee ouching at? you dont know the pain us lads have to go through just to carry these buggers round And dont come any of that "childbirth" bollocks either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Get well soon mate! fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Both still in the sack and fully functional or so I'm told! Just had some of the NHS' finest oats, not bad tbh. This patientline thing is a pain in the arse to type with! Now thats service for you and people complain about the NHS, yet you go in with dodgy nuts, get sorted and then they even test them out for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I had a sore bollock and went to see my doctor.He reckoned their was fuck all wrong but wanted me to have a scan. First time he forgot to send the form away, second time they sent me a form on the 21st April saying i had to go on the 20th of April. Cant be arsed to go back to him. I'll wait and go when I move house somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I had a sore bollock and went to see my doctor.He reckoned their was fuck all wrong but wanted me to have a scan. First time he forgot to send the form away, second time they sent me a form on the 21st April saying i had to go on the 20th of April. Cant be arsed to go back to him. I'll wait and go when I move house somewhere else. ya shouldnt wait if the Dr was 100% sure there was nothing up, then there wouldnt have been any need for a scan anyways would there eh ? Dont be a knacker and go and get em seen to. *nagging over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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