@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started Clapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I wonder where Bob is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man."Well, I guess i 'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He always lies a lot when he is drunk."Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn’t t get far On a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice Said, "Are we over the borders yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love it when your holy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love it when your holey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love it when your holy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love it when your holy! Meeow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love it when your holy! Meeow! wish you'd tell me who ya are, its bugging me not knowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Blatant stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Luke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday, 5th May 2007 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY: Saturday, 5th May 2007 Toon lost. Gutted. Got a shag though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Classic. A man is driving home with his wife when he's pulled over by a police car. The officer approached the driver's window. "Been drinking, have we sir?" "No," replies the man. "Why, was I all over the road?" "Oh no sir, your driving was exemplery" says the officer. "My suspicions were aroused by the fat ugly bitch sitting next to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday, 5th May 2007 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY: Saturday, 5th May 2007 Toon lost. Gutted. Got a shag though. A man is driving home with his wife when he's pulled over by a police car. The officer approached the driver's window. "Been drinking, have we sir?" "No," replies the man. "Why, was I all over the road?" "Oh no sir, your driving was exemplery" says the officer. "My suspicions were aroused by the fat ugly bitch sitting next to you". Loving your work, both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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