Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A Mackem runs into a bar and says

 

" bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick," now the bar tender is a bit confused and asks,

 

"why do u want a tooth pick?"

 

and the Mackem just replys,

 

" give me the damn tooth pick"

 

so the bar tender gave him the tooth pick,

 

then another Mackem comes in and also asks for a tooth pick and the bar tender gives it to him no questons asked,

 

then another Mackem comes in and asks for a straw, the bar tender asks him,

 

" hey , all the other beggars wanted tooth picks, how come u want a staw?"

 

the Mackem replys,

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" well some body spewed outside and all the chunky bits are finished!"

[manc-mag 1]

......I preferred the one about the daughter's ethnic boyfriend