JawD 99 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 What has the Championship and a cordless drill got in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No Leeds..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 correct...it was crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 Least Im consistent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Thought the crap jokes were usually under the title 'smeeagain' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Only Bob's. Because otherwise 'smeeagain' would be incorrect, seeing as it's somebody else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 "MURPHY vs O'CONNER...." Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of rare beauty it is, but useless in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 "MURPHY vs O'CONNER...." Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's left breast, and a thing of rare beauty it is, but useless in a fight. class joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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