MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I get out the taxi only to realize I've left my phone in the taxi. I'm phoneless for the night. About an hour later, the lass decides to throw one of her little tantrums and fucks off somewhere knowing fucking full well that I can't phone her to lick arse and find out where the fuck shes gone. Walked about for 2 hours looking for the horrible little twat then eventually conceded defeat and got a taxi back on my own costing me 25 quid. I fucking despise her. I can't wait to pick my phone up today just so i can text her and tell her to FUCK OFF. Hope she got home ok of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 It must be love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Author Share Posted April 29, 2007 Just got my phone back. Nice message left for me at 3.56am... "Why don't you go fuck yourself you are a prick" The fucking audacity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Ahhh another one bites the dust! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 If you drive her, you don't have this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 If you drive her, you don't have this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I was out in Shitley last night (god I felt old) and managed to bump into two ex-girlfriends at the same time, which was comfortable. You know when people say 'how are you?' through gritted teeth. My mate then dropped in 'he's getting married in 5 weeks' which prompted more gritted teeth and 'congratulations'. God women are good at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I was out in Shitley last night (god I felt old) and managed to bump into two ex-girlfriends at the same time, which was comfortable. You know when people say 'how are you?' through gritted teeth. My mate then dropped in 'he's getting married in 5 weeks' which prompted more gritted teeth and 'congratulations'. God women are good at that. Is that why they're exes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I was out in Shitley last night (god I felt old) and managed to bump into two ex-girlfriends at the same time, which was comfortable. You know when people say 'how are you?' through gritted teeth. My mate then dropped in 'he's getting married in 5 weeks' which prompted more gritted teeth and 'congratulations'. God women are good at that. Is that why they're exes? Are they seeing each other now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I was out in Shitley last night (god I felt old) and managed to bump into two ex-girlfriends at the same time, which was comfortable. You know when people say 'how are you?' through gritted teeth. My mate then dropped in 'he's getting married in 5 weeks' which prompted more gritted teeth and 'congratulations'. God women are good at that. Is that why they're exes? Are they seeing each other now? I'd imagine SLP climaxing with "CRAZY FOO" would turn anyone gay. Man or woman tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Sounds like the classy lass I expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I was out in Shitley last night (god I felt old) and managed to bump into two ex-girlfriends at the same time, which was comfortable. You know when people say 'how are you?' through gritted teeth. My mate then dropped in 'he's getting married in 5 weeks' which prompted more gritted teeth and 'congratulations'. God women are good at that. Is that why they're exes? Are they seeing each other now? I'd imagine SLP climaxing with "CRAZY FOO" would turn anyone gay. Man or woman tbh. To think I defended you the other day! Nah, they just happen to be best friends (it's that messy unfortunately) but in all fairness meeting them helped confirm that I am indeed marrying the right woman and not one of those c*nts (sorry Cath). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now