Jimbo 175 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?i...mp;in_a_source= Chuckle Brother in motorbike smash Friday, April 27, 2007 Paul of the Chuckle Brothers has had a bike accidentChuckle Brothers star Paul Elliott doesn't have much to laugh about after a motorbike smash. The children's TV favourite was injured when he fell off his bike during a family holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia yesterday. The 59-year-old suffered a broken nose plus cuts and bruises to both legs - and his Chuckle vision has been hampered by a black eye. To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident. But instead of helping him out, they starting shouting the Chuckle Brothers' famous catchphrase: "To me, to you." Paul explained: "I was feeling like Marlon Brando in the film The Wild Ones when suddenly I took this blind and steep curve in the road. "To my horror, a shepherd steering goats down the steep road had the goats all over the place. I knew if I didn't break and swerve, I would have gone into them. "As I braked I lost control and I'm not sure exactly what happened. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor with the motorbike on top of me." A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers with a passion. Hope he gets well soon like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 To my horror, a shepherd steering goats down the steep road had the goats all over the place. What was he doing in Afghanistan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 To me, to you gerld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Look at them man! *shudders* Can't believe they let them make a children's programme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 The one on the right is the spitting dabs of my mates fatha in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Look at them man! *shudders* Can't believe they let them make a children's programme O.M.G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers with a passion. Hope he gets well soon like It was you who taunted him instead of helping him, wasn't it? A nurse as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesie 0 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 I wish Paul a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter." The true beauty of that is the fact that the catchphrase is completely irrelevant to the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47574 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter." The true beauty of that is the fact that the catchphrase is completely irrelevant to the circumstances. This sort of thing should be mandatory whenever you see a celebrity in stress following an accident. See Bruce Forsyth staggering from the wreckage of his car? Don't offer any assistance, simply shout "Nice to see you, to see you....NICE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter." The true beauty of that is the fact that the catchphrase is completely irrelevant to the circumstances. This sort of thing should be mandatory whenever you see a celebrity in stress following an accident. See Bruce Forsyth staggering from the wreckage of his car? Don't offer any assistance, simply shout "Nice to see you, to see you....NICE!" And in a similar vein, if you should ever see the Krankies mangled up in a horror car collision, don't phone for assistance, simply shout "FANDABBYDOZY!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47574 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 The thought of the paramedics dancing round the stricken body of Rod Hull chanting "There's somebody at the door!" is not nice at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 The thought of the paramedics dancing round the stricken body of Rod Hull chanting "There's somebody at the door!" is not nice at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 One of the nurses must have done "...and it's good night from him" when Ronnie Barker was in his death throes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 One of the nurses must have done "...and it's good night from him" when Ronnie Barker was in his death throes. Also, when the Dr's came to announce to Tommy Coopers family that he had died they must have been tempted with 'I'm afraid he's gone...just like that.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Possibly whipping his glasses of his bedside table as they delivered the epitaph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 A topical one, with him not yet being laid to rest (and not that he even had a catchphrase as such), but I'd like to think that Alan Ball's doctor took a drag on a helium balloon before he explained the cause of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catmag 337 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) A topical one, with him not yet being laid to rest (and not that he even had a catchphrase as such), but I'd like to think that Alan Ball's doctor took a drag on a helium balloon before he explained the cause of death. And then delivered the immortal line: "They think it's all over....... it is now!!" Edited April 30, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 And should you see Richard Wilson staggering from a burning building with 80% of his body covered in burns you've just got to shout "I don’t be-liiiiieve it! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 And should you see Richard Wilson staggering from a burning building with 80% of his body covered in burns you've just got to shout "I don’t be-liiiiieve it! " A stricken Alan Sugar slung over his shoulder: "You're fired!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 As Joey from Friends lying stricken in the road following being hit by a bus you can imagine the choruses of "Heyyyyyyyyy how yoooou doin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 As Joey from Friends lying stricken in the road following being hit by a bus you can imagine the choruses of "Heyyyyyyyyy how yoooou doin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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