@yourservice 67 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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