Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Not seen the whole of his, but they've basically proved in practical tests that talking on a mobile is miles more dangerous than drink driving. Didn't see how much they drank though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Aye, they can't have had much. There are people on here that have shit themselves through drinking who I bet have never shit themselves on a mobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Aye, they can't have had much. There are people on here that have shit themselves through drinking who I bet have never shit themselves on a mobile. Jenas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Aye, they can't have had much. There are people on here that have shit themselves through drinking who I bet have never shit themselves on a mobile. I first read that as 'shit themselves through drink driving' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. "In the unlikely event of failure in all four engines, we will in all likelihood go into the earth like a fucking dart." [/billy Connolly] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead Edited April 27, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. "In the unlikely event of failure in all four engines, we will in all likelihood go into the earth like a fucking dart." [/billy Connolly] Putting my Fop hat on for a minute, that's bullshit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. "In the unlikely event of failure in all four engines, we will in all likelihood go into the earth like a fucking dart." [/billy Connolly] Putting my Fop hat on for a minute, that's bullshit! take it of...immediately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp Those staff should be sacked tbh. There was actually a dcoumentary recently about how to survive an aircrash and it was clearly shown your chance of survival depended on the location of you seat and whether you adopted the brace position or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31678 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Testing the brace position on an aircraft now... The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead Never believe anything Rob W tells you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 They proved it worked by the way Watching the nutters who go crab fishing in the Arctic now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did it work for passengers on the 9/11 planes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did it work for passengers on the 9/11 planes? What planes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did it work for passengers on the 9/11 planes? Had they been 40 floors lower, and cats, they would have landed on their feet. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. Your presence is liable to take the plane down tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. Anyone seen 'Almost Famous' btw? The scene in the small plane when they think they're all going to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. At least you'd entertain the rest of the passengers. 'Jesus, we're all going to di...tee hee..look at that gimp.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11121 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. no one is ever allowed to dig me about being fat ever again after this admission! I'm positively elfin compared to a bloke who can't get into the brace position! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. no one is ever allowed to dig me about being fat ever again after this admission! I'm positively elfin compared to a bloke who can't get into the brace position! I am and I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 GM is a very tall man and he backs it up with a considerable frame. Crouchy he is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11121 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm too tall (and too fat) to get into a brace position. If I'm ever on a plane heading for the Earth at 200mph + and I'm told to get into the brace position I'm going to just unbuckle the seat belt, get up and run up and down the aisle screaming like a gayer instead. Much more stylish way to go, tbh. no one is ever allowed to dig me about being fat ever again after this admission! I'm positively elfin compared to a bloke who can't get into the brace position! I am and I will ...fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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