pseudo-Bob

[The Fish 11122]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when

he hears a knock at the door.

 

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,

clutching

a clip board and yelling,

 

"You Sign! You sign!"

 

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

 

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the

Chinese man

starts to yell louder,

 

"You Sign! You sign!"

 

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong

man", and

shuts the door in his face.

 

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

 

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge

truck of

brake pads.

 

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

 

"You sign! You sign!"

 

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes

the little

Chinese man back, shouting:

 

"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"

Then he

slams the door in his face again

 

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the

afternoon, he

hears a knock on the door again.

 

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man

thrusting a

clipboard under his nose, shouting,

 

"You sign! You sign!"

 

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

 

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the

little

Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

 

"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have

the wrong

name!

Who do you want to give these to?"

 

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his

clipboard, and

says:

 

 

 

 

(It's a beauty)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Wait for it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Get your best Chinese accent ready)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You not Nissan Main Deala?"

 

 

 

[ewerk 31678]

Old un but a good un.

[Magma 0]

Lol

[Radgina 1]

[Super_Steve_Howey 0]

fork handles

[Guest alex]

My Dad will love that one.

[Renton 22641]

My Dad will love that one.

 

Hard one to tell though.

[Howaythetoon 0]

I laughed, never heard it before.

[Lazarus 0]

[The Fish 11122]

yeah, in your FACE Bob!

[Guest alex]

My Dad will love that one.

 

Hard one to tell though.

Ha wun to the you mean.

[bobbyshinton 59]

Please, I know it is meant to be flattering but.............................

 

 

 

bobbyshinton

Online

 

 

Re: Joke time...........

« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2006, 08:55:52 AM » Quote Modify Remove

 

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Quote from: Number 9 on January 29, 2006, 02:23:11 PM

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer

when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted

by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign!! You sign!!"

 

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson

is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese

man starts to yell louder, "You sign!! You sign!!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face.

 

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the

little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

his clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling, "You sign!! You sign!!"

Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes

the little Chinese man back, shouting "Look, go away!! You've got the

wrong man. I don't want them!!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

 

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a

clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign!! You sign!!". Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time, Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by

his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these!! Do you

understand?

 

You must have the wrong name!! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard,and says,

 

(It's a beauty)

 

 

(Get your best Chinese accent ready)

[ewerk 31678]

Aye but the key thing is that the Fish used the punchline

[bobbyshinton 59]

Aye but the key thing is that the Fish used the punchline

 

 

So di I so long ago I forgot I put it at the bottom of the page.

 

Give it up for the Bobster, often copied never beaten

[The Fish 11122]

Aye but the key thing is that the Fish used the punchline

[Super_Steve_Howey 0]

Bob complaining about copying