Tooj 17 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Inspired by the Messiah of Geordie and a topic of conversation we had at work the other day. How comes no longer whenever you come across a dog turd it's no longer white as they used to be back in the day? One of the blokes deemed it due to some special ingredient that dogs were supplemented with and it happens no longer. I really do have no answer to this question like it was just a random topic of conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 less poodles kicking about ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 This comes along from time to time. Is there not a snopes entry for this yet? Diet would be my guess like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white.   And her voice is just  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white.   And her voice is just  She had to stop calling herself Dr. Gillian McKeith apparently on telly shows as it was judged to be misleading - i.e. she's got a doctorate but she isn't a doctor of medicine. And I think her Ph. D was one of those US distance learning thingies anyway. And she's a fucking hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white.   And her voice is just  She had to stop calling herself Dr. Gillian McKeith apparently on telly shows as it was judged to be misleading - i.e. she's got a doctorate but she isn't a doctor of medicine. And I think her Ph. D was one of those US distance learning thingies anyway. And she's a fucking hound.  woman knows her shit tho ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white.   And her voice is just  She had to stop calling herself Dr. Gillian McKeith apparently on telly shows as it was judged to be misleading - i.e. she's got a doctorate but she isn't a doctor of medicine. And I think her Ph. D was one of those US distance learning thingies anyway. And she's a fucking hound.  I wonder if her shit turns white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I presume it's something to do with diet as well...perhaps the the lack of canine fecal calcification on our streets and municipal parkland is down to Gillian McKeith. She's got a face that could make a turd turn white.   And her voice is just  She had to stop calling herself Dr. Gillian McKeith apparently on telly shows as it was judged to be misleading - i.e. she's got a doctorate but she isn't a doctor of medicine. And I think her Ph. D was one of those US distance learning thingies anyway. And she's a fucking hound.  I wonder if her shit turns white? After she examines it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I always presumed white shit was a result of it sitting on the field for ages and somehow having it's colour washed out ....and the reason I don't see it anymore is because I don't play out much or take interest in poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What about furry shit? You never see that anymore either. Granted I don't look for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What about furry shit? You never see that anymore either. Granted I don't look for it. Â furry shit ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What about furry shit? You never see that anymore either. Granted I don't look for it. Â furry shit ???????? Â I was thinking that too, then thought it might just be a 'Dave' thing. They're all a bit odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 You used to see dog shit with fur on it. I shit thee not people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What about furry shit? You never see that anymore either. Granted I don't look for it. Â furry shit ???????? Â I don't know how you dare, after your beansprout revelation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 You used to see dog shit with fur on it. I shit thee not people. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 What about furry shit? You never see that anymore either. Granted I don't look for it. Â furry shit ???????? Â I don't know how you dare, after your beansprout revelation. Â not so much a revelation as an observation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) I unravelled the mystery the other month. After making a big pan of soup I gave the dog the bone off the ham shank, it was full of marabone in the middle. He took it outside and ate the lot. Â The next day I let him out and when he shit it was white and chalky, marabone's the answer I reckon and the reason you don't see the shits anymore is because people rarely give their dogs natural bones, maybe thats because tehres very few family type butchers around now. Edited April 27, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I unravelled the mystery the other month. After making a big pan of soup I gave the dog the bone off the ham shank, it was full of marabone in the middle. He took it outside and ate the lot. Â The next day I let him out and when he shit it was white and chalky, marabone's the answer I reckon and the reason you don't see the shits anymore is because people rarely give their dogs natural bones, maybe thats because tehres very few family type butchers around now. Â Â Wacky Jnr everyone... Â Â Toontastic's very own Fred Dineage! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 there was white dogshit in an episode of 'life on mars' - when i saw it i shouted 'WAAAHEEEEYYYYY' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dog food has less calcium nowadays. And less ash and horse eyelids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythetoon 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I blame climate change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I blame Stephen Hawking, weightless or not, I believe he's behind all the world's problems. Yesterday was just him trying to escape the hell he's brought down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 There was a feature in the Express on this topic recently, they said it was a conspiracy involving Prince Philip and group of Muslim asylum seekers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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