Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 There's a divorced wifey Marge lives alone in a log cabin in the country, and she has taken a fancy to gentlemen of the purse to fulfill her needs. After a while she puts a complaint in about the staying power of the contractors sent her way by her chosen agency ... complaining that they are basically too quick on the job and need to cum later to meet her expectations. After a few more disappointments, she phones up and explicitly demands that the next guy they send better cum extremely late, or she's not paying. Later that night this lothario turns up, dressed to the nines in a sharp suit. No sooner is he in the door than he starts stripping off and chucking the clothes into the fire. Wait! cries Marge, what about your clothes? To which said gigolo replies... baby, by the time I've cum these clothes will be out of fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 .... do we have to say a special password before we get the punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 .... do we have to say a special password before we get the punchline? At least one laugh in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 .... do we have to say a special password before we get the punchline? At least one laugh in this thread. Not the first time Dave has been the joke around here tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Dave" is a great name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Dave" is a great name. I was just thinking that It conjurs up so many pictures...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Dave" is a great name. I was just thinking that It conjurs up so many pictures...... really? I've always though "Dave" was a pretty run of the mill name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Dave" is a great name. I was just thinking that It conjurs up so many pictures...... really? I've always though "Dave" was a pretty run of the mill name not necessarily a run of the mill person tho...I know five Dave's and not one is sane . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't tell me, they're all keraayzeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't tell me, they're all keraayzeee! nope, just each a bit insane in their own way . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I've got a mate called Dave, he's definitely not rowing with his all his oars in the water that lad and the other Dave i knew used to get 'Wavey Dave' and boy was he wavey. Practically off the map on whatever he could get his hands on 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't tell me, they're all keraayzeee! It's spelt Cerazee <--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 bastardos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't tell me, they're all keraayzeee! It's spelt Cerazee <--- Phonetics man. See: 'Howay'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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