Guest Patrokles Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 How would you start yours? I was thinking and mine would, in all probability, start: 'Dear Mum, Sorry I didn't have any nicer paper.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "About to go for a drive with the lass. Don't wait up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 'When I'm writing this I'm just about to' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Scooch made me do it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "If your wondering where I am, look in the gargage!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Scooch made me do it" Surely yours would be more along the lines of: "Dear Mam I only done it, so they'd take the jump leads off me testicles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Scooch made me do it" Surely yours would be more along the lines of: "Dear Mam I only done it, so they'd take the jump leads off me testicles" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Fop is a boring turd" written over and over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Those bastards on the board were bullying me......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I wonder if mine would appreciate it more if I did it all with a few simple smileys? "Dear Mam - + + = , " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 "Scooch made me do it" Are you joking? Their new video is the singular best thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind!* Have you been reading Popjustice? Apparently in the Scooch video the Union Jack is shown upside down (I'm not really sure how it's different upside down...) and apparently this can only done in times of distress otherwise it's an act of treason. Scooch have replied to the allegations, "Thank you so much for drawing this to our attention, we do appreciate it and will be making instant reparations to ensure that the broadcast video indicates neither distress or insult to the Crown." Brilliant. *With obvious exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Yeah, one of the crap Eurovision news sites picked up on that as well. Unfortunately, in their piece on it, they used a flag which was also wrong, just differently wrong. Oh well. Anyway, I think it only signifies distress at sea, and as Scooch are quite clearly flying through the air (or through someone's home computer, rather), I refuse to accept this as a news story of the same magnitude as, say, "Marija from Serbia to wear a suit on stage". They've recorded their song in various languages, you know. Or rather they've got people from Denmark, Bulgaria etc. to record the innuendo-laden talky bits for them so they don't have to learn the pronunciation. Except for the French version which they've done themselves. Never has the word "aujourd'hui" been mangled in such comprehensive fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "It wasn't me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Sod that. We're blatantly off to Kiev next year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awVHDMDAu0A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) Loving that Scooch song... "...and blow into the mouth piece". Genius! That'll definitely win the Eurovision. Those strange Eurolanders love sly fellatio references in their songs. Did Stephen Hawking do the choreography? Edited April 27, 2007 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Sod that. We're blatantly off to Kiev next year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awVHDMDAu0A "Seven, seven, one and two"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 How would you start yours? I was thinking and mine would, in all probability, start: 'Dear Mum, Sorry I didn't have any nicer paper.' Extremely pleasing to know you're giving this some consideration. Hopefully you've got the rest all planned and the note-writing is the final piece of the jigsaw. In case it isn't already planned, may I suggest setting yourself on fire, I hear it's the most painless way to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 'Surprise!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47139 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "You might want to turn the gas off now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47139 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "If, on inspection, I've shit myself, I can assure you it was post mortem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Smeeagain, no, honest this one's funny, it's me last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 'Yes, that smell is me' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47139 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Well I did say I wasn't happy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 "Well I did say I wasn't happy" Can I have me seat and table back I've been waiting ages (in the Trent ) for the lightweight drinkers to come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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