Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

[Craig 6703]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete

 

so I was going to try it again.

 

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

 

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

 

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

 

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

 

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[Tom 14021]

 

Im off to tesco to get some dog food...

 

and Ironically im off to Carlisle to pick up a dog at 4 oclock tommorow morning (that bit is true)

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Lol