GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dave is not a killer ape. He's lovely! He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dave is not a killer ape. He's lovely! He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. HELP! I've got a monkey on my back! Ferk, the mackems just scored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Dave is not a killer ape. He's lovely! When he's not suggesting I'm an old crazy cat lady. You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day! Little wonder! Have you ever seen a picture of your face when you're angry? Nearly shat myself there and then! Can't say I've ever seen it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. HELP! I've got a monkey on my back! Apologise now, Gemmill. It's the sensible thing to do and you know it. Otherwise, you know what might happen... GM: Apologise!!!! Gemmill: Alright, alright, I apologise!!! GM: You're really, really sorry? Gemmill: I'm really, really sorry...I apologise unreservedly! GM: You take it back? Gemmill: I do! I offer a complete retraction! The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice...and I deeply regret any distress that comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future... GM: (pause).........OK. Edited April 27, 2007 by GeordieMessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 He's a shaved ape. FUH AH CUH TUH. I'm really going to enjoy meeting you a second time. And I mean REALLY enjoy it. HELP! I've got a monkey on my back! Apologise now, Gemmill. It's the sensible thing to do and you know it. Otherwise, you know what might happen... GM: Apologise!!!! Gemmill: Alright, alright, I apologise!!! GM: You're really, really sorry? Gemmill: I'm really, really sorry...I apologise unreservedly! GM: You take it back? Gemmill: I do! I offer a complete retraction! The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice...and I deeply regret any distress that comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future... GM: (pause).........OK. Now THAT I'd pay to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Now THAT I'd pay to see. Too right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Gemmill: Stop throwing barrels at me, you tit! Dave: Oo-oo-ah-ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Gemmill: Stop throwing barrels at me, you tit! Dave: Oo-oo-ah-ah! Proof positive that Gemmil is a ginga - he's after the monkey's ginger bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like Depends if you bring your jokebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like No, I meant in case you're going to whinge about not having a chair. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like Depends if you bring your jokebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like Depends if you bring your jokebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there Trent is even shitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Aye, I'm out too. I think I will be there Trent is even shitter you could end up getting you ears boxed me lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Got tickets so might see you lot there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Right folks my work here is done. See you all tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Right folks my work here is done. See you all tomorrow. Go easy of the Skittle-flavoured Vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Might see you beautfiul people tomorrow. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 You guys meeting up at the Trent? gonna pop in early to get wor lass an extra pressie for her bday sunday, get back, then possibly meet up with you lot afterwards. Speaking of her bday, I've kinda left it till late to book up for a nice meal somewhere for Monday. You lot got any recommendations? Left it all a bit last minute, I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 You guys meeting up at the Trent? gonna pop in early to get wor lass an extra pressie for her bday sunday, get back, then possibly meet up with you lot afterwards. Speaking of her bday, I've kinda left it till late to book up for a nice meal somewhere for Monday. You lot got any recommendations? Left it all a bit last minute, I know Burger Kings better than McDonalds imho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 You guys meeting up at the Trent? gonna pop in early to get wor lass an extra pressie for her bday sunday, get back, then possibly meet up with you lot afterwards. Speaking of her bday, I've kinda left it till late to book up for a nice meal somewhere for Monday. You lot got any recommendations? Left it all a bit last minute, I know Burger Kings better than McDonalds imho Well, that's just your opinion, but if I ever see you on my turf at mackydees, all 14 of us WILL jump you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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