bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Where? Me a wardrobe on a couple of occaisions The spare room, with light on no blinds. On woor lass, she lying asleep me standing there In the duaghters room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15897 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I pissed on a big pile of my fhm mags once - and they were in my wardrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 come on big lad you know you have tell uncle Berb, I'll not tell anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Clicky You'll enjoy this thread Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11121 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 never understood this phenomenom, why can't you just go to the loo? Don't care how pissed you are, you should be able to get to the bog. Housemate is awful with this, she's pissed in her drawer and on a seperate occassion actually on her laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 never understood this phenomenom, why can't you just go to the loo? Don't care how pissed you are, you should be able to get to the bog. Housemate is awful with this, she's pissed in her drawer and on a seperate occassion actually on her laptop. Sounds like a canny girl! I was brought up in the country side and going behind a tree was perfectly normal though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Never pissed anywhere other than in the bog or the street at a push. Never wet or shit the bed, but I bet for some of the scruffy fuckers on here, this is seen as normal behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Never pissed anywhere other than in the bog or the street at a push. Never wet or shit the bed, but I bet for some of the scruffy fuckers on here, this is seen as normal behaviour. WAAAALLSEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 My mate pissed on his sister once. There was fucking hell on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Apprently I pissed in my mates babies pram the other week. His missus rang me up complaining about it. I have variously pissed in cupboards etc so no great surprise. I still reckon it was him though. He has a fair history of pissing the bed when we are on holiday etc. One remains unexplained - we went to some lasses house and everyone eventually fell asleep. Next morning she was moaning that one of us had pissed in a box containing her posh new shoes. They blamed him, he blamed me etc No idea at all. All good fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 The only time in my adult life I've pissed the bed was Frankfurt away after drinking apfelwein till 6am. Just flipped the mattress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 all over an ex. she loved it. mind she was into everything that one. except coprophilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 all over an ex. she loved it. mind she was into everything that one. except coprophilia. had to Google that one !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Radgie, I bet you've shat the bed before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Radgie, I bet you've shat the bed before. how very very dare you......not since I was about 2 years of age you, my friend on the other hand will most likely have 1st 2nd and 3rd hand experience of it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Radgie, I bet you've shat the bed before. how very very dare you......not since I was about 2 years of age you, my friend on the other hand will most likely have 1st 2nd and 3rd hand experience of it !!! My mistake. You just seem the type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Radgie, I bet you've shat the bed before. how very very dare you......not since I was about 2 years of age you, my friend on the other hand will most likely have 1st 2nd and 3rd hand experience of it !!! My mistake. You just seem the type. cheeky fecker...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I pissed myself on my 20th birthday, I must confess. In my defence I was forced to drink vast, vast, quantities of vodka and redbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I've pissed in a plant pot once or twice at house parties, but it was because the upper floors were no-go zones dues to shagging/puking in the bathroom. Pissed up logic is great though, as fuck knows why I didn't think of going outside??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Just remembered I was once so incensed that a cinema wouldn't let me use its toilets that I marched into one of their screening rooms and pissed in the corner, much to the bewilderement of the people watching the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Went to a mate's party in Glasgow the night of the England 5-1 Germany match...ended up beating the shit out of the host's cousin (Gary) because he'd pissed all over their sofa and in their kitchen cupboard. The host (my friend Jane's boyfriend Paul) was going absolutely bezerk about the half pint worth of piss in his brand new wok in the cupboard - it kicked off big style and I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that when Paul threw the wok at Gary I got clunked on the head with the wok and soaked with the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Went to a mate's party in Glasgow the night of the England 5-1 Germany match...ended up beating the shit out of the host's cousin (Gary) because he'd pissed all over their sofa and in their kitchen cupboard. The host (my friend Jane's boyfriend Paul) was going absolutely bezerk about the half pint worth of piss in his brand new wok in the cupboard - it kicked off big style and I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that when Paul threw the wok at Gary I got clunked on the head with the wok and soaked with the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47552 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Went to a mate's party in Glasgow the night of the England 5-1 Germany match...ended up beating the shit out of the host's cousin (Gary) because he'd pissed all over their sofa and in their kitchen cupboard. The host (my friend Jane's boyfriend Paul) was going absolutely bezerk about the half pint worth of piss in his brand new wok in the cupboard - it kicked off big style and I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, so that when Paul threw the wok at Gary I got clunked on the head with the wok and soaked with the piss. Wok piss way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Wok piss way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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