themags 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 from nufc.com and of course - mackem Chairman Bob Murray chose to be on a Caribbean cruise as his pathetic football club were sunk without a trace at the Stadium of Plight on Easter Monday. Murray was in Mustique while Geordies Alan Shearer and Michael Chopra scored twice in a minute to turn around a half-time deficit. Charles N'Zogbia and Albert Luque finished off the job as we recorded our biggest derby win for nearly 50 years. But for an hour there was nothing to suggest that we would equalise a first half Justin Hoyte goal, let alone put four past the hapless hicks. The introduction of local lad Chopra for the struggling Lee Clark proved to be the turning point and within seconds Chops had got us back on terms with his first Premiership strike. A minute later Shearer signed off his derby career with a penalty to wipe out the memory of the one he missed at St. James' and the game was turned on its head. Charles N'Zogbia who had been a little out of sorts then waltzed through to get our third and as the travelling fans pointed out "we only played for seven minutes". Shearer then limped off after suffering a serious knee injury - his career coming to a glorious end - to be replaced by Albert Luque and the Spaniard finally got the goal that has been eluding him as we firmly nailed down the mackem coffin lid. Glenn Roeder punched the air in front of a jubilant away end and the smiles on the ecstatic Chopra and Shearer when they scored were worth any piece of silverware. Equally joyous was the sight of mackems deserting the sinking ship, including one who tried to get to the celebrating Shearer before being removed by four members of the local constabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47358 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 They still go on about the 2-1 games you know. My sister's bloke has named his phone FTM 2-1 on bluetooth and witters on about it to my nephew all the time. Sad as owt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 they are sad like that, the rule should be you can only gloat about the result of the fixture* * Liam O'Briens free kick winner is exempt from the above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Great day that. Wandered down the pub with Mark only to find that the channel which was meant to have it on was blocked, came home hoyed the radio on to find we were 1-0 down, cheered and pissed meself laughing when they collapsed then went out and got bevvied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 from nufc.com The smiles on the ecstatic Chopra and Shearer when they scored were worth any piece of silverware. Wept on a bike, talk about small time mentality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 2 years ago today was Cardiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I sold the FULL 90 on Ebay and it nigh on paid for my Season ticket. Very good seller. Sold a good few Home and Away FULL 90 as well. (only £8) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I sold the FULL 90 on Ebay and it nigh on paid for my Season ticket. Very good seller. Sold a good few Home and Away FULL 90 as well. (only £8) ) £8? How much did it cost you to make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Author Share Posted April 18, 2007 probably the cost of a blank dvd, good business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Fook me, they had a double disc cover (25p) Printed cover insert (5p) disc x2 (50p) Jiffy envelope (18p) and stamp (49p) About £1.50ish to produce - but a masterpiece of mackem destruction made it a worthwhile purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Fook me, they had a double disc cover (25p) Printed cover insert (5p) disc x2 (50p) Jiffy envelope (18p) and stamp (49p) About £1.50ish to produce - but a masterpiece of mackem destruction made it a worthwhile purchase. I'll give you three quid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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