Glenn has PMT - Positive Mental Thoughts!

[Scottish Mag 3]

Glenn Roeder, has blasted the "negative" people in and around St James's Park he claims are dragging Newcastle United down.

 

And, while maintaining his job has never been in doubt, the Magpies boss claimed to knows the source of the story that Sven-Goran Eriksson was lined up as his successor.

 

Roeder admitted to being driven "mad" by the pessimists who claimed United were in relegation danger during their recent slump.

 

And the positive-thinking boss has vowed to drum all such doom-mongerers out of the club.

 

"I didn't think our Premiership status was ever in doubt, but unfortunately you're surrounded by negative people in this job," blasted Roeder.

 

"It sort of drives you mad. Is the world going to come to an end tomorrow? I guarantee it's not. But there'll be plenty of people who say it is.

 

"Take them away from me; I can't stand negativity. Surround yourself with the lucky and the happy - that's my motto."

 

The same naysayers questioned Roeder's job security, and one national broadsheet has insisted he will make way for Eriksson (right, with Freddy Shepherd) this summer.

 

But Roeder added: "I didn't think my position was ever in doubt.

 

"In the week that Chris Coleman loses his job, people just see an opportunity to make a bit of mischief - and I know where it's coming from.

 

"I've got much more important things to worry about than that report. It's just fish and chip paper now. The cod's been wrapped up in that. Who gives a monkey's?"

[Renton 22594]

There's so much wrong with those comments I don't know where to begin.

 

Roeder, please, please just fuck off and take your happy thoughts with you, you complete dick head.

[ewerk 31641]

"Surround yourself with the lucky and the happy - that's my motto."

 

Is that what he's calling Mc Dermott and Clark nowadays?

[Walliver 0]

"It sort of drives you mad. Is the world going to come to an end tomorrow? I guarantee it's not. But there'll be plenty of people who say it is.

 

What a fool he'll look if that comes about tomorrow.

[Scottish Mag 3]

Not sure about him having PMT but I wish he would get his fucking P45..

[DanTheMan 0]

"It sort of drives you mad. Is the world going to come to an end tomorrow? I guarantee it's not. But there'll be plenty of people who say it is.

 

Anyone got a bomb shelter?

[Tom 14021]

Honestly, what the fuck has happened to this club?

[luckyluke 2]

The Roeder apologists have been awfully quiet of late.

 

I say "awfully", when actually I mean fucking great.

[Super_Steve_Howey 0]

"I've got much more important things to worry about than that report.

 

why comment on it in the press then?

 

It's just fish and chip paper now. The cod's been wrapped up in that.

 

not since newspapers were banned by the EU

 

Who gives a monkey's?"

 

professional Glen professional

[Bombadil 0]

It's not just that Roeder talks absolute shit - what makes it even worse is that he's in the papers every single day. At least Souness seemed to stop running to the papers long before he got the sack.

[TheInspiration 1]

He basically just digs himself a hole the more he speaks. Clearly no idea of how to handle the media.

[Jimbo 175]

He basically just digs himself a hole the more he speaks. Clearly no idea of how to handle the media.

 

 

Is there anything positive the prick does well ?

[TheInspiration 1]

He basically just digs himself a hole the more he speaks. Clearly no idea of how to handle the media.

 

 

Is there anything positive the prick does well ?

I used to think he's a "decent bloke" but I can't go as far as to say that now.

[Gemmill 47361]

"Is the world going to come to an end tomorrow? I guarantee it's not. But there'll be plenty of people who say it is."

 

"Take them away from me; I can't stand negativity. Surround yourself with the lucky and the happy - that's my motto."

 

These quotes are hilarious. Roeder lambasts "The End is Nigh" sandwich board-wearers everywhere, whilst patting the heads of his two dogs Lucky and Happy.

[Walliver 0]

"Is the world going to come to an end tomorrow? I guarantee it's not. But there'll be plenty of people who say it is."

 

"Take them away from me; I can't stand negativity. Surround yourself with the lucky and the happy - that's my motto."

 

These quotes are hilarious. Roeder lambasts "The End is Nigh" sandwich board-wearers everywhere, whilst patting the heads of his two dogs Lucky and Happy.

 

So far he's right! God still has 13 and a half hours to try and outfox him though.

[manc-mag 1]

Glenn Roeder, has blasted the "negative" people in and around St James's Park he claims are dragging Newcastle United down.

 

 

"Take them away from me; I can't stand negativity. Surround yourself with the lucky and the happy - that's my motto."

 

 

 

 

 

What a complete joke. Cheers Freddy, none of us saw this coming and to be fair you had no choice but to buckle to the overwhelming pressure from fans to appoint him.