Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. So when one of your sadistic feline psychopaths (I assume you have several) brings you a dead bird, do you congratulate it ?? What's that got to do with your inane point about cat owners smelling of piss like? And in answer to your question - mine don't go out therefore they neither shit in your garden nor bring me dead things. I find that somewhat alarming, given how stinky catpiss/shit is!!!!!!!!!! Anyway surely that's cruel ??? Not letting them out so they can go on their natural killing/shitting sprees?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 (edited) Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though Edited April 22, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Everyone has been whooshed imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Whaaat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Matters not a jot where it happens. And good luck trying to think of another plausible excuse for chopping up starfish and spreading it around your garden, other than pre-mediated felinicide. I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 How do you cook your cats? Just boiling water, I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done So how do you manage to burn them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Toonpack, you never said if you were a vegetarian. Are you also going to deny you shit aswell? Do birds not shit in your garden too? A bird has never shat on my car I know that for certain. You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts? In slightly salted water until they smell like a vegetarian, then I know they're well done So how do you manage to burn them? Never managed to burn them myself. I would surmise you hoy them in the pan and forget about them, water boils away and then sprout carnage ensue's Bit like chip fires I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 How do you cook your cats? Just boiling water, I suspect. Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 How do you cook your cats? Just boiling water, I suspect. Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind You're a shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15898 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Toonpack's in ur thread Winding up ur cat-lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Toonpack's in ur thread Winding up ur cat-lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11121 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Fop's on ur board Givin u Zzzz's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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