Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Your poisoning animals? one step away from being a serial killer tbh Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Your poisoning animals? one step away from being a serial killer tbh Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. In the starfish scenario, who killed the cat ? no-one makes it enter a non-cat garden and no-one force feeds it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Your poisoning animals? one step away from being a serial killer tbh Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. In the starfish scenario, who killed the cat ? no-one makes it enter a non-cat garden and no-one force feeds it. Matters not a jot where it happens. And good luck trying to think of another plausible excuse for chopping up starfish and spreading it around your garden, other than pre-mediated felinicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Your poisoning animals? one step away from being a serial killer tbh Pest control actually, if you had mice in your house you'd put poison down wouldn't you? No difference IMO I happen to like having wild birds in my garden (nowt like a pair of tits on your nuts), so keepng uninvited psychotic killers out is more like wildlife preservation. P.S. I'm not a yank Poisoning a cat is a criminal offence. But no-one's putting "poison" down so it's not really a factor Killing a cat is a criminal offence. In the starfish scenario, who killed the cat ? no-one makes it enter a non-cat garden and no-one force feeds it. Matters not a jot where it happens. And good luck trying to think of another plausible excuse for chopping up starfish and spreading it around your garden, other than pre-mediated felinicide. Compost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 (edited) Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Edited April 22, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. You used the c-words, Catherine. Asterisks or not, that's a c-word. I know a c-word when I see one, and that's a c-word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. You used the c-words, Catherine. Asterisks or not, that's a c-word. I know a c-word when I see one, and that's a c-word. She* aint messin when it comes to cat killers. * the cat's mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. So when one of your sadistic feline psychopaths (I assume you have several) brings you a dead bird, do you congratulate it ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Do you live near a zoo or wildlife park Toonpack? You can get lion piss or tiger dung and put it in your garden. The local domestic kitties sense the pheromones of a much larger animal and keep their distance. No harm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? I care who or what shits in my garden thank you very much. I do not object to cat's from any form of garden-asthetics standpoint As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. and Dr Ken, I've heard of the "proper cat" shit thing but it wouldn't have provoked so much annoyance as the killer-starfish with the "smelling of piss members of the board" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 So the idea is to put lion shit in your garden to stop the cat shit? hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 So the idea is to put lion shit in your garden to stop the cat shit? hmmmmm Ironic ain't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. Rudimentary biology proves that point moot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. You used the c-words, Catherine. Asterisks or not, that's a c-word. I know a c-word when I see one, and that's a c-word. It had to be done. I think the same of anyone who spends that much time thinking up ways of poisoning other peoples domestic animals. And I didn't quite say it. I find myself incapable of saying said word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10555 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. Rudimentary biology proves that point moot Funny that, when I did my biology A level (when they were proper hard exams) catshit never appeared on the syllabus. That said, your contention woud be that catshit riddled soil and dead birds is better than fertile soil and living birds???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say. People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. So when one of your sadistic feline psychopaths (I assume you have several) brings you a dead bird, do you congratulate it ?? What's that got to do with your inane point about cat owners smelling of piss like? And in answer to your question - mine don't go out therefore they neither shit in your garden nor bring me dead things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How do you congratulate a cat? If it was up to me, with 9mm hollow-point You do realise that ownership and congratulation mean nowt to a cat? They're just top predators doing their thing. Can't see why you're so pissed with that. Are you a vegetarian by any chance? Few "top predators" kill for kicks when not hungry, or shit in my garden for that matter. Biggest exisiting threat to wild birds is the domestic cat, Bill Oddie said so, so it must be true. How do you know they kill for kicks? I wasn't even aware cats had emotions. Are you a feline neurobiologist? And who cares who shits in your garden? You pollute the planet everyday, I don't see anyone wanting to kill you. What makes you so arrogant that you think your garden is worth more than any living organism? As for your second eco-warrior point, my garden is worth significantly more to the planet as a feeding and breeding area for birds and plants than as a cat's toilet come killzone. Rudimentary biology proves that point moot Funny that, when I did my biology A level (when they were proper hard exams) catshit never appeared on the syllabus. That said, your contention woud be that catshit riddled soil and dead birds is better than fertile soil and living birds???? duh yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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