Tom 14021 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Would you rather run over a man in a tank or drop a bomb on a field full of sheep, like 500000 sheep, and its Napalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. Â I think a whole bath of your own shit is slighty different than the smell of your own farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10414 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) Would you rather Hitler or Stalin had never been born Edited April 12, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10414 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Hitler   No Motorways then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 There would be eventaully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much  Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10414 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 There would be eventaully  Strangely after posting the Hitler v Stalin thingy I had a bit surf and one source reckoned living under Stalin your chances of being murdered by the state were 1 in 222, whereas developing cancer as a smoker was 1 in 273. Russians who smoked I guess were doubly fucked !!  Death's attributable to Hitler are nominally circa 12 million (inc the holocaust) wheras Stalin is described variously as between 20 and 60 million but it appears to be gereally accepted around the 40 million mark.  So I guess I'll go with the Motorway and VW Beetle bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Be a professional footballer for Man U and win the premiership title yourself, or never play professional football and see Newcastle win the league cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Man U. I wouldn't be bothered about winning the League Cup though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much  Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks!  Just like being at work for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much  Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks!  Just like being at work for me  I was thinking the exact same thing. I've been covered in enough piss to know that 1) it won't kill me and 2) it's not chunky, so I'll take the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My own shit, I could deal with, just like other people's farts are minging but your own are lush. I like my own farts but I'm not so keen on my own shit thanks very much  Fine, bathe in someone else's piss then you freaks!  Just like being at work for me  I was thinking the exact same thing. I've been covered in enough piss to know that 1) it won't kill me and 2) it's not chunky, so I'll take the piss.  Exactly my reasoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47130 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Anyone pisses on me at work, there'll be hell on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Anyone pisses on me at work, there'll be hell on. Yeah right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Anyone pisses on me at work, there'll be hell on. Â I'd go into your little cubicle world and piss on you so you know what it's like, but sadly that'd probably just turn you on and my arsehole is exit only. Â Sorry champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47130 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Little cubicle world? Corner office, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Little cubicle world? Corner office, thank you very much. Â Where exactly in Felling do you work Gem ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 napalm the sheep, have hitler around for tea, win the title with Man U (I could always transfer to Newcastle on a Bosman later ), Bath of Piss... Â Ninja or Jedi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47130 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Ninja. Jedis have to live in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Jedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Jedi....next question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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