ewerk 30160 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Homophobe - More widely accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Be a Paki or a Jew? Jew, they control the media, start all wars, control everything, weren't massacred in the war and... oh yeah they have their own special land surrounded by people who respect and tolerate their religion would you rather be a racist or a homophobe? Racist all the way for me. Much more fun to be had stirring up racial hatred. Worst you'll get stirring up homophobic hatred is a few nancies chasing you down the road with feather dusters to give you a tickling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 would you rather be a racist or a homophobe? Homophobe. Just because it's harder to identify gay people than ethnics, so I would be doing less active hating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 A homophobic jew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21037 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 would you rather be a racist or a homophobe? Homophobe. Just because it's harder to identify gay people than ethnics, so I would be doing less active hating. But self-loathing is a bad quality to have, etc. Yes, I'm bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9105 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald? find you parents having sex OR have your parents find you having sex? Be completely bald - got to be more attractive than a pube head. Have them find me. They'd never recognise me in the gimp mask anyway. Rascist tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Medical condition that forces you to only eat exceedingly bland food, or medical condition that means the only thing you can drink is water? (Not trying to taunt Steve with this, honestly. Well maybe just a tiny bit.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Medical condition that forces you to only eat exceedingly bland food, or medical condition that means the only thing you can drink is water? (Not trying to taunt Steve with this, honestly. Well maybe just a tiny bit.) Only drinking water. I'm not arsed enough about alcohol to care, but eating boring food all the time would be.....boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Err bland food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 drink water, I could live without beer etc, but I love flavourful food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 drink water, I could live without beer etc, but I love flavourful food. You missed "AND LOTS OF IT BABY!!!11" off the end of that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Not bothered about Fame, So id go for famous after death... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Medical condition that forces you to only eat exceedingly bland food, or medical condition that means the only thing you can drink is water? (Not trying to taunt Steve with this, honestly. Well maybe just a tiny bit.) Drink water and acquire a massive drug habit to compensate for not drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9105 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. If you're concerned about being found in that state when you're deceased I have to surmise it's a regular state of being for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 If the fame is for something worthwhile and leads to some degree of wealth or comfort, I'll take it while I'm alive. The idea of eternal renown is pleasing but I'm fairly unlikely to have any offspring to bask in the reflected glory, so hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. If you're concerned about being found in that state when you're deceased I have to surmise it's a regular state of being for you ? Hands where I can see them, mincer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Deaf or blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. surely that's infamy? and no, the "Infamy infamy, they've all got it infamy" isn't funny anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Deaf or blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. surely that's infamy? and no, the "Infamy infamy, they've all got it infamy" isn't funny anymore. Voted funniest one-liner in a British film ever recently btw. Jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. surely that's infamy? and no, the "Infamy infamy, they've all got it infamy" isn't funny anymore. Voted funniest one-liner in a British film ever recently btw. Jesus wept. ... by who? the McWerter brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9105 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Unkown when you're alive and famous after you death, or famous when you're alive but forgotten as soon as your wake is over? Not that arsed about being famous really. Depends what you're famous for as well - if the reason I'm famous after my death is because I was found, asphyxiated, in lingerie with an orange in my mouth, I'll pass. If you're concerned about being found in that state when you're deceased I have to surmise it's a regular state of being for you ? Hands where I can see them, mincer! Why?, what citrus-esque, lingerial perversion have you in mind ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21037 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Here's one. You die OR a billion other people die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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